Thanks for the support guys! Back on the road to 10,000,000 subs!

Gotta support them MSU bears by dancing in the street 😂

I'm sorry to anyone who watched this video while eating

I immediately was asking why didn’t he call the store instead of 911? It’ll be embarrassing but hey, it’s their fault for not filling the toilet paper lol

I’ve had to use card board before, shits scary af 😭😭

How do you get a recording of someone sitting on the toilet in the public bathroom?

Moaaaaar

I was working at a hospital and I went to clean the women's bathroom. There was a pair of underwear in the trashcan covered in shit. Nasty. There was tp in the stalls too

Or worse case why don't you just call the grocery store and when they answer you tell them

love this

I would call the store and ask them to bring me more

In Finland theres bidee showers almost everywhere. That would save you :)

*Here in NYC that dude would find his ‘muddy buddy’ a$$ in jail if he called the cops for lack of TP. Twerking bear gets a pass though.*

why does it not cross anyone's mind to uh.... call the store you're at????

I think this is funny. In many countries people use water and your hand to clean up. Just wash your hands after. 🤷

Yes pls do more of this 😁😁😁

I’m in Boy Scouts and on one long backpacking trip, there was actually an entire poem written by somebody in on of the outhouse stalls about using their sock to wipe because they forgot to bring their toilet paper to the stall (no water or provided tp in the stall, only a seat with a hole) and it is one of my favorite memories of the trip.

Couch Gang merch?? 🤔

If im out of TP just use Water thats what a Bidet is or just use Paper Towels or a face towel then clean it after

I've been in a messy no toilet paper sit before. Used my underwear and chucked them. Job done

That guy on the first call sounded so defeated lmao

honestly I would just use my underwear and then throw them out, but I wear thongs so that wouldn’t work 😂😂

When we were kids we made up a song to the tune of Branded( a TV show back then). It went .... Stranded on the bathroom bowl, what do you do when your stranded and need another roll? You prove your a man and wipe it with your hand, stranded on the bathroom bowl.

I would use the flush and rinse, because you can always wash your hands after.

Call the store and say hey I’m in the bathroom, there’s no toilet paper. Can you please bring some back to the restrooms?

That first story had me rolling 🤣

8:24 Ok but why's he gotta be from my home state though 😭😭😭 Edit: And why didn't he think to call the store for someone to bring some in for him???

He called me a B**CH and I took that personally.

if I ran out of toilet paper in a store I'd just call the store's iine and be like "yo"

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Dude who thinks to call 911 instead of the store

I’m kind of pissed they arrested bear/man/dude

I always look before i site down but if im in a hurry and forget to look , I do keep tp in my bag

why wouldn't you try calling the supermarket first though 😂 like, i don't think there's a supermarket in existence that doesn't have a customer service desk you can call just finished the video and that's exactly what the 911 operator tells him to do of course, lmao

Usually people from NH don’t make headlines that often but when they do, it’s usually because someone like this. 😂Glad I left and moved to Maine.

Well, I would at least call the store before calling the police :b

I would call the store that I'm in

Just love you guys 🥰😍😘

When neither of them suggested calling the store before wiping with socks..: oooffff

SECOND TIME BEIMG THE 1000TH COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO BE LIKE... SMASH LIKE FOR MY HOMIE KEN! 👌 REVOLUTION SQAUD... OUT

I was stuck in the bathroom without tp in high school I missed a full period because of it. Someone finally heard my cries of depression.

I can't judge that woman that took a dump in that guy's yard too harshly. I had something happen to me. .that makes me able to sympathize with people that might have to do something like that. My guess is she had an emergency and wasn't able to hold it. But I have to tell you what happened to me. I was working and we had one bathroom that everyone shared. Worst of all it was in the break room area where everybody ate lunch. I was fine most of the day but towards the end of my shift I started getting terrible stomach cramps that were making me double over. I immediately realized I was going to have diarrhea. I wasn't going to blow up the bathroom at my job. So I decided to tell my boss I needed to go home because I wasn't feeling well (which was true). So I get in my car and I can feel it trying to come out. I'm doing everything I can not to let this hot lava fill my pants and ruin the seat of the car. I knew this was going to be bad. I have a fear of public restrooms and I lived about 30 minutes away from my job. I was clenching my cheeks, hunched over in pain and I could just tell whatever was bubbling in my gut needed to come out ASAP. And if I didn't get home in time it was going to come out whether I liked it or not. I finally pulled up into my driveway, turned off the car, and as I ran to the front door I started unbuttoning my pants. I didn't know if I could make it. I get to the bathroom, open the door with my pants and underwear already pulled down and that's when I see mom is taking a crap on the toilet reading a magazine. At this point I couldn't hold it anymore so the only thing I could think to do was to turn around and sit down on the ledge of the tub and just let it go. My mom looked at me and said "what the hell are u doing?!?. I couldn't even respond as I felt this rancid liquid fire spraying out of me. It was a combination of relief. pain and embarrassment. It was sprayed all over the back wall of the bathtub and the tub was full of greenish brown sludge.. mostly liquid but with some chunks and random pieces of food that I had no memory of eating. Cleaning it up was one of the worst experiences of my life. I say all this to say... if it had taken me even a couple minutes longer to get to my house I would have had to either go on the side of the road or find someone's backyard ,

You guys are hilarious

I think the guy who called 911 at the end watched this video and thought The police was his only option for help instead of helping himself

as someone who has cleaned bathrooms at a retail store before I have seen where people had an accident and they just threw their undies away more than once. I have also seen where instead of using the toilet someone decided to take a dump on the floor next to the toilet. I almost threw up every time. I have so much respect for janitors.

That second one 🤣 of course it was in Springfield Missouri...dang Missourians and their college football. As soon as I saw the bear suit and Buff mentioned Springfield I was like "bet he was at a bears game" 🤣🤣

Damn I'd put 5 months of acid an chlorine before I drained that pool 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What if ur ina public bathroom in Florida and u dont wear socks or underwear cuz its too hot, lol???

Can you please do a react couch to she turn off his video game so he turned on her best friend jerry springer please

Ay nice shirt! 🥺

I'm so happy to see you back in the recommended!

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Second story first thought: markiplier on the loose again lmao

poo poo

"Now she's sitting on my chair but at least she washed herself" yeeeah, I'd rather she didn't, at least he'd only have to throw away the chair instead of cleaning out the entire pool lol

Guys I'm trying to eat breakfast here. Probably my bad.

Could just call the store and get them to bring you some tp. Oh damn they said it as I'm typing it lmao

How have you NOT done the Sexy Vegan episode of Dr. Phil? It's one of the most insane iconic episodes. XD

Thanks for this, amazing

This was hilarious, id love to see more of these

More!

I can't believe I was busy on my birthday so I didn't watch their video on time. Ken coulda finally wished me a happy birthday. Opportunity missed

I love to see the like ratio 10k to 47

The muddy buddy women needs to be a gta clip in the houses on the hills 🤪 just pool hopping and leaving turds 💩

If today's your Birthday, Happy Birthday! Stay Toasty Ken!!

There is a women who called the cops on the cops ! If you haven’t seen it it is pure gold bros

I can’t tell if they can tell that this is recorded post? They’re acting like the videos are the real people?

I dont shit in public bathrooms. I knew there had to be a reason.

When we were kids we would have to scream out I need toilet paper. One day my sister screamed so loud the neighbor walking the dog heard. She came back 2 minutes late with a roll😂

He had a phone, why didn't he call the store's service desk???

I love America, cause I’m not living there

I was on a walk one day and was hit with that "uh-oh" moment. There was a portapotty nearby that I made it to, with no toilet paper... My socks were the sacrifice

I've ran out of TP one in my 45 years, I vowed never again. Even in the beginning of the pandemic, I was well stocked.

In a weird way Florida man going to Missouri on vacation makes perfect sense

I would struggle to look at that pool in the same way.

Yesss please do more of these !

Instead of 3 shells use the cardboard tube

2nd story, he shouldn't have been arrested. I believe the constitution gives him a right to bear arms

The toilet paper issue, I would just call the store and tell them to bring you toilet paper. They should have it stocked so they would be dumb to be mad about it.

PLEASE REACT TO THE 90 DAY FIANCE SPIN OFF!!!!!!!!!!! as for toilet paper dude he cld call out to ask someone to hand him toilet paper, use the hand wipes, pull up pants a little and leave to look into other toilets if nobody answers when asked, there are options lol

As soon as the mustached cop showed up I yelled, “Howie!” Glad I’m not the only one who saw it.

You know what they say, if you’re out of toilet paper use a sock.

this is why dude wipes exsist lol

Hi guys! I love your videos and since I found you guys have been watching everyday, they made my days and I laugh my butt off! My birthday is April 16th if you can give me a shoutout! Best birthday gift would be for Ken to say my name with that Southern accent LOL 😂

💀💀💀 at least she washed before she sat down 🤣🤣🤣

If you run outta toilet paper but you have your phone what not instead calling 911 you call the store After I wrote this the 911 dispatch said the same thing

this was great! please more!

Dirty poo water 😹 lol

Part of the reason I always have tissues with me😅🤣

11:58, google the phone number of the store you're at and ask an employee for assistance 🤷 Edit 12:42, ...ah...

I’d call a friend before I’d call the cops haha or even call Walmart or whatever and be like "hey so yeah I’m stuck"

Dude, just call the STORE you're in for TP paper xD

how are they recording these? thats why im thinking there fake

I think he should've called the swat to get him toilet paper cuz that's a sever emergency

Buffpro: I love your laugh, and the way your humor bounces off of CTK . I'm watching during another 28 day lockdown in Ontario, CA, I love watching you, take care and stay safe xoxoxo

Yaaas 😂

Do more of these. You guys' reactions were priceless! 👊👍

What chair does buff have???

BuffPro should go to Australia with the Cinnamon Toast Ken family! 🇦🇺

1:40 yo big ed joined the police?