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Pope Francis endorses same-sex civil unions, NASA flies across the universe just to bitch-slap an asteroid, a Chinese building “walks” to its new home, a teen may have found a COVID treatment, and Obama outwardly roasts Trump at a drive-in rally. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #GoodNews
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  1. Carlos Hernandez

    Carlos Hernandez

    11 uur geleden

    Okay, for real, can we just appreciate how humble that kid is? She found a potential cure for COVID and her response is to champion research done by scientists across the world who are contributing to a solution. Not ONCE did she talk herself up. She has all of my respect.

  2. BRIAN JOHNSON

    BRIAN JOHNSON

    23 uur geleden

    Obama is a polite cobra selling america to china.

  3. Kenneth Yu

    Kenneth Yu

    2 dagen geleden

    Nasa flew across the universe to bitch slap an asteroid🤣🤣🤣

  4. Isaac Rider

    Isaac Rider

    2 dagen geleden

    Same sex marriage should be illegal. just saying

  5. Faith Ross

    Faith Ross

    2 dagen geleden

    "Its never been about sanctity it's about homophobia" GEETT EEYYMMM BOOY!!

  6. Benjamin Gal-Or

    Benjamin Gal-Or

    2 dagen geleden

    [Nov 24] \\\\ COUP ? //// U.S. DOWN IN COVID-19 % FATALITIES, [%F] reported by JHU, WHO, ECDC, NHC, DXY, CDC for ~1OO nations. The %F are provided daily by thousands scientists, nurses & health workers, that, for months before Nov-3 election, were hidden & deleted by US-media; 2.75 % [on Oct 22] v. 2.09% [on Nov 24]; %F on Nov 2 v. Nov 24: -Germany 1.97 v. 1.54 -NL 2.11 v. 1.83 -Finland 2.20 v. 1.75 -U.S. 2.51 v. 2.09 -Mexico 9.79 v. 9.76. KNOWINGLY & INTENTIONALLY media instead scares voters by big US COVID cases/deaths. But less %F, that ASYMMETRY reflects only big US population uprated by improved detection techs-methods, more victims declaring-trusting hospitals (inflated Nos. v. paid per case) - a KEY MEDIA ELECTION ASYMMETRY that invalidated the entire election before Nov 3 by Unrepairable Election Invalidations, [UEI] none can fix today. No alternative, no-escape is left to heal U.S. Divided Nation but by national runoff. We anticipate 2 runoff goods, at least: UEI evaporate if ordered & guided by the Supreme Court Authority (divorcing COVID SCIENCE from runoff?) & reported countries' pretext to respond to considered WH attack on Iran [NYT], return to drawers. [IN, Amazon, Google, Utube] COUP?

  7. Salim Al abri

    Salim Al abri

    3 dagen geleden

    I disagree with you trevor about same sex marriage

  8. cneuhauser1

    cneuhauser1

    5 dagen geleden

    Only noteworthy part of this webisode was the asteroid landing; the rest was political garbage. So... you folks really believe that a 14yr old girl solved COVID? lmao... Ok, lets walk over to Johns Hopkins please.

  9. Hashirama Senju

    Hashirama Senju

    5 dagen geleden

    "Where's the building" "What are you blind!!" "Its right in front of you" "It's not like it just grew legs and walked away" *The building*

  10. 140694 1994

    140694 1994

    6 dagen geleden

    I remeber that decades ago he approve the rfid chip implants, was he really approve it?

  11. JEAT

    JEAT

    7 dagen geleden

    "The only thing I discovered the solution to when I was 14 was..."Technical difficulties :)

  12. Lu S.N

    Lu S.N

    7 dagen geleden

    "WIth 'Will and Grace'"...LOL

  13. Aaron Pascal

    Aaron Pascal

    7 dagen geleden

    "moving" technology *wink* *wink* *wink* that is my kind-of jokes

  14. nerf Irelia

    nerf Irelia

    10 dagen geleden

    I love the way he says years

  15. Jessica Rohbock

    Jessica Rohbock

    10 dagen geleden

    Mad props to all the engineers and crew that landed a ROBOT on an asteroid.

  16. Kunie Flink

    Kunie Flink

    10 dagen geleden

    Straight people literally normalized hating their partners. Are they afraid that LGBTQ+ couples will ruin the ‘sanctity of marriage’ by actually loving their partners?

    • Cynthia Heart

      Cynthia Heart

      4 dagen geleden

      This fucking comment man

  17. Joschka Bock

    Joschka Bock

    10 dagen geleden

    This guy was much better on TV, without his stupid cut-ins with the humor of a 12year old

  18. Jonathan Aviles

    Jonathan Aviles

    11 dagen geleden

    Yooo! Those guys in China ctrl-c, ctrl-v mumbo jumbos idea.

  19. chulasexychica11

    chulasexychica11

    11 dagen geleden

    Lol since when has the pope actually followed Gods word?!

  20. Magen Bongomin

    Magen Bongomin

    11 dagen geleden

    The best thing about watching the daily show during the pandemic has been watching Trevor’s hair grow like a chia pet......cha cha cha chia😂😂😂😂😂 also dame these geniuses are getting young son of a b***h😢😰

  21. TRURP

    TRURP

    11 dagen geleden

    I used to like this guy before he joined the fucking network. Now his just another Purpet making mediocre looking like it's smart.

  22. Aiden Saechao

    Aiden Saechao

    11 dagen geleden

    The 14 year old has got more brains than the entire Trump administration combined.

  23. Bunny Mouse

    Bunny Mouse

    12 dagen geleden

    “Your dad is probably having an affair right now” Me: I wouldn’t know considering I haven’t seen/talked to him in years but you’re probably right

  24. Veronica Evans

    Veronica Evans

    12 dagen geleden

    I miss Obama. Great speaker, Great man.

  25. Adrienne Chung

    Adrienne Chung

    12 dagen geleden

    ok sOMEONE had to notice the pun at 0:50

  26. Luis Pietruck

    Luis Pietruck

    12 dagen geleden

    Outer space: thats where balloons live after you let go of them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  27. spacehero

    spacehero

    12 dagen geleden

    How tf does a 14 yo sound more mature than potus

  28. Zyriana' areNee

    Zyriana' areNee

    13 dagen geleden

    This is against the Word of God that is theses Trump supporters r fighting so hard ... so the Pope needs to b IK with Priests marrying peroid

  29. Magic Man

    Magic Man

    13 dagen geleden

    3:08 "NASA basically flew across the universe just to bitch slap an asteroid" Ngl, thats one of the best quotes ive heard this month

  30. Discordia Dingle

    Discordia Dingle

    13 dagen geleden

    I love Pope Francis. Did you know he has his own _rock album_ ?

  31. Erin Li

    Erin Li

    13 dagen geleden

    3:33 is this some kind of prophecy?

  32. Adam Kurent

    Adam Kurent

    13 dagen geleden

    China = Earth's chinatown

  33. JacK JacK

    JacK JacK

    13 dagen geleden

    Is that world cup trophy behind you??

  34. Slowcloud Orca

    Slowcloud Orca

    14 dagen geleden

    if this results in a cure to covid, and she isn't awarded a nobel, and a whole lot more than 25 g's ... it's a travesty.

    • Aiden Saechao

      Aiden Saechao

      11 dagen geleden

      She won 25k, and pfeizer will make billions. If they use her cure, they should pay her 25 million

  35. Jesus Jesus

    Jesus Jesus

    14 dagen geleden

    I hope he is not one of them

  36. Rashika Singhal

    Rashika Singhal

    14 dagen geleden

    4:05 The map of India didn't include Kashmir.....like seriously how hard is it for them to find one accurate map?

  37. Vu Do

    Vu Do

    14 dagen geleden

    Trevor should bring Obama into the comedy business.

  38. William Watkins

    William Watkins

    15 dagen geleden

    I just love Trevor's delivery He's the best thing that's ever happened to comedy since Kevin hart

  39. Natalie Berkaw

    Natalie Berkaw

    15 dagen geleden

    Trevor Noah is like everything I love and support balled into one

  40. Nightmare Sans

    Nightmare Sans

    15 dagen geleden

    Trever 2 weeks ago:Biden won the election ahhh sh- Me now:Holy sh#t time travel is real

  41. Joe Dollar Biden

    Joe Dollar Biden

    17 dagen geleden

    Weird Americans can't tell the size of couple car parks in numbers.

  42. Fiona d

    Fiona d

    17 dagen geleden

    I love the Pope

  43. Mohd Naqib Mazlan

    Mohd Naqib Mazlan

    17 dagen geleden

    Gay

  44. kronercyis OTP

    kronercyis OTP

    18 dagen geleden

    'None of my science teachers would be able to tell me shit. 'Well said

  45. Is'haq Ahmed

    Is'haq Ahmed

    18 dagen geleden

    Trevor predicted biden was gonna win before anyone else 😄

  46. Alex Tanner

    Alex Tanner

    18 dagen geleden

    “Beijing Barry”-I’m done!🤣 I love it when a president can make you laugh with a joke rather than make you cry because he is a joke.

  47. marlee glenn

    marlee glenn

    18 dagen geleden

    Wow!! That building actually walking! And a 14 year old finding a cure for Coronavirus!! I have seen it all... China OMG!

  48. Cythist

    Cythist

    18 dagen geleden

    "NASA flew across the universe just to b# slap an asteroid" I- 😂😂😂😂

  49. Cheese Stix

    Cheese Stix

    18 dagen geleden

    Catholic church is ok with homosexuality but not birth control or abortion. Even though homosexuality is actually condemned in all Judea Christian religion whereas birth control is not. Why? Because homosexuality affects men and what they want. Birth control and abortion affects women and is used to control and limit their rights and movement in society.

  50. mariusz hargot

    mariusz hargot

    18 dagen geleden

    That 14 year old. Holy crap if she found a cure. She deserves a whole lot more than 25k$

  51. Ivelisse Gonzalez

    Ivelisse Gonzalez

    18 dagen geleden

    So there’s an asteroid...😳😳😳 is it headed toward Earth?? Because that’s what this year is missing at this point.

  52. Rebecca Bakhole

    Rebecca Bakhole

    18 dagen geleden

    as someone raised in the US, the way people from SA say “years” tickles me every time

  53. Haley Stamper

    Haley Stamper

    19 dagen geleden

    That girl is so great. Genius!

  54. Ibanda Aggrey

    Ibanda Aggrey

    19 dagen geleden

    That Obama impression is spot on!

  55. Kid Father

    Kid Father

    19 dagen geleden

    Hold up, so they can get a building to walk, but not a 12 year old boy.

  56. Sacerdoce Royal

    Sacerdoce Royal

    19 dagen geleden

    what about madagascar

  57. Mykalin Jones

    Mykalin Jones

    19 dagen geleden

    Watching Trever almost realizing how underpaid we are as scientists was really cute ❤

  58. Abdull Mohamed

    Abdull Mohamed

    19 dagen geleden

    👎

  59. bayla sosa

    bayla sosa

    20 dagen geleden

    She's 14 and helping end the pandemic, I'm 16 and eating cheetos in bed.

  60. bayla sosa

    bayla sosa

    20 dagen geleden

    "Your dad is probably having an affair right now!" Me: Stares at Dad stretched out in his recliner looking like a couch potato. Nah, he's cool.

    • Rantahoe_ Amami

      Rantahoe_ Amami

      19 dagen geleden

      Copied-

  61. Ayodele Ake

    Ayodele Ake

    20 dagen geleden

    So unfortunate how the world orientation has become on GOD's order for Marriage. Whatever men's opinion may be, whoever, it does not and cannot change that which GOD has established. ☺️😍

  62. cha xiong

    cha xiong

    20 dagen geleden

    🤣🤣🤣

  63. Shawn Mendrek

    Shawn Mendrek

    20 dagen geleden

    Where is Obama's birth certificate?

  64. Ha Nguyen

    Ha Nguyen

    20 dagen geleden

    I laughed from beginning till end of this video. He s hilarious but on point. feeling sad tho bc it s true.

  65. Darby Lambert Music

    Darby Lambert Music

    20 dagen geleden

    "Congratulations, you saved the human race! Go buy yourself a Honda Accord" 😂😂💀

  66. Alejandra Mondríguez

    Alejandra Mondríguez

    21 dag geleden

    1:30 best part of the video

  67. Momodou L Suso

    Momodou L Suso

    21 dag geleden

    @ Trevor Noah, men I love you man can stay a day without watching your show.. you made my day with the Obama jealousy thing.. cheers to new Americans..

  68. Jordan D

    Jordan D

    21 dag geleden

    Obama in front of the Linc really brings back memories of a simpler time.

  69. maryann jacobs

    maryann jacobs

    21 dag geleden

    Jokes on you, both of my parents are having an affair...

  70. Blue Noclues

    Blue Noclues

    21 dag geleden

    My local Catholic church cried about this and claimed the Pope is incorrect.

    • Clin

      Clin

      18 dagen geleden

      Wow that's weird... But don't you worry. Catholic means Universal Church. What's this means she ( the church) Jesus symbolic bride it's pure not mix w/ false teachings, will honor the moral law of God ( will just interpret but change Scriptures this is know as fake religion, church, prostitute, slut because she does not guide to the light but takes people to a dark path ending in dead. Because she does not correct, guide, but takes people in to deep error, deception. It's amazing that a local church is not following into her step. I believe this is a weak up call for you, question everything is your birth right and fix whatever needs to be fix to follow the truth according to the light giving.

  71. Yash

    Yash

    21 dag geleden

    lol buy used Honda Accord, new one's gonna cost a lot more

  72. XINGLIANG GAO

    XINGLIANG GAO

    21 dag geleden

    Me:You do not have a car. ??:I bet you do have a dad! People watching:oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh was that a roast

  73. XINGLIANG GAO

    XINGLIANG GAO

    21 dag geleden

    so funny

  74. Espinoza Brendiux

    Espinoza Brendiux

    21 dag geleden

    Man how did you know my dad was having a affairs i was shock when i found out

  75. Karan Kukreja

    Karan Kukreja

    21 dag geleden

    Why are all these child smarties from india almost every spelling cham bee is a indian jeez . The only place where we are not famous is olympics 😂😂

  76. dirty17delf

    dirty17delf

    21 dag geleden

    Catholic been in the Closet for a long time anyway but it will never be ok to me.

  77. Ramona Carter

    Ramona Carter

    22 dagen geleden

    The 14 year old has got more brains than the entire Trump administration combined.

  78. Vivekanand Roy

    Vivekanand Roy

    22 dagen geleden

    Very nice news. But viewers from India wont be happy for the representation of Indian map.

  79. Mung Gi

    Mung Gi

    22 dagen geleden

    Anika you go gurrl so proud!!

  80. El Tercero

    El Tercero

    22 dagen geleden

    Buildings can and do move around. Welcome to the pacific rim, dude. Tremors, quakes, landslides, mudslides, sinkholes, etc. Aaaand if you live in a mobile home.... well lets just say a tornado will remind you why its called "MOBILE" home.

  81. Queen E

    Queen E

    22 dagen geleden

    😫😹"Sounds Kinda Fun"✊🏾

  82. Alberto Rosell

    Alberto Rosell

    22 dagen geleden

    Discusting the world its been destroyed the man want to change a lot of things that god created one its adan and eve.

  83. Han Lin

    Han Lin

    22 dagen geleden

    Well , actually Obama goes by a different name in China, "The Watch over the Ocean" I think it sounds better than Beijing Barry.

  84. Emilian Chux

    Emilian Chux

    22 dagen geleden

    Good luck to less production of kids n scarcity of men marrying women. I bet there have been an increase in priests practicing same sex behind close doors 🙄

  85. David Leung

    David Leung

    22 dagen geleden

    Jordan Klepper talks to Trump supporters about nepotism, Hunter Biden, and more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfMUn...

  86. David Leung

    David Leung

    22 dagen geleden

    I'm worried someone is gonna steal that 14 year old's idea. I hope she has it patented or something.

  87. Sam Fox

    Sam Fox

    22 dagen geleden

    SHE SHOULDA BEEN GIVEN BILLIONS WTH

  88. Odai Al-Qadi

    Odai Al-Qadi

    22 dagen geleden

    Why the biggest democrats deal in the world is same sex marriage. Boys are boys and girls are girls I don’t care who says the opposite. Boys are boys and girls are girls

  89. Sumonatasnim Taniaislam

    Sumonatasnim Taniaislam

    23 dagen geleden

    So the pope itself goes against Christianity. So what exactly does he stand for now, resign.

  90. Jessica Rolon

    Jessica Rolon

    23 dagen geleden

    Damn her brown parents must be bragging up a storm rn Auntie: “my” son went to med school Her parents: “MY” daughter cured corona virus at age 14!

    • Fiona Lilly

      Fiona Lilly

      12 dagen geleden

      Stolen comment lol

    • SHYAM SUNDAR MANDI

      SHYAM SUNDAR MANDI

      12 dagen geleden

      @Suhruth Ram Reddy Thunga O really i am indian i live in india , and my parents aren't like that ( ps : i am fist in my class.. i came third in International mathematics olympiad , i m not bragging

    • Suhruth Ram Reddy Thunga

      Suhruth Ram Reddy Thunga

      13 dagen geleden

      Nah thats just how brown parents are Source: im brown

    • SHYAM SUNDAR MANDI

      SHYAM SUNDAR MANDI

      15 dagen geleden

      racist

  91. tae oh

    tae oh

    23 dagen geleden

    Mad props to all the engineers and crew that landed a ROBOT on an asteroid.

  92. Lireis Lir

    Lireis Lir

    23 dagen geleden

    most ppl laugh at american for having Trump as president. please don't change him, we need him for daily dose of humour.

  93. Brody Bro

    Brody Bro

    23 dagen geleden

    Shut up

  94. Thebe Mokoena

    Thebe Mokoena

    23 dagen geleden

    😀😀😀😀

  95. X Dark

    X Dark

    23 dagen geleden

    Wowowow look hows getting around i wonder why the church is just a fucking joke

  96. Alexander Mitchell

    Alexander Mitchell

    23 dagen geleden

    I ain't even an American citizen and I almost cried, for joy and sadness alike, when I saw Obama. I really wish you Americans the best and I hope you get a better future from next year. Greetings from Germany.🇩🇪🇺🇲😘

  97. Seth Attun

    Seth Attun

    23 dagen geleden

    Wait, hasn't this pope been for same sex relationships since he started as pope? I thought this was kinda old news

  98. Asha Mohamud

    Asha Mohamud

    23 dagen geleden

    I love how he says years.

  99. Jenn Tse

    Jenn Tse

    23 dagen geleden

    I love the genuine despair/laughter when Obama's like "could you imagine if I had a secret bank account in China??" lmao

    • Lisa Tyler

      Lisa Tyler

      11 dagen geleden

      Trevor is a genius! He keeps America laughing, neutralizes despair.and is a reality check.

  100. Damian Stowe

    Damian Stowe

    23 dagen geleden

    And she only got 25k that's bullshit 🙄 😒

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