Ep. 51 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the recent presidential debate and getting hyped for their tennis match. Bert pitches a sci-fi comedy that he wants to make and discusses Dax Shepard's episode of "Armchair Expert" on sobriety. The Bears also look at comments YMH fans have left on the trailer for Bert's new show "The Cabin," discuss Bert's new Off-White sneakers, as well as how he was recently robbed. The robbery story prompts a conversation about ice. Which comedian do YOU think has the best ice?


  1. Devon Smith

    Devon Smith

    Uur geleden

    Indiana university,best party campus #BTOWN

  2. ッΛCE


    17 uur geleden

    1:12:57 lmaooooooo 😂😂😂

  3. choctaw bigguns

    choctaw bigguns

    19 uur geleden

    It’s so funny when extreme Democrats jump on regular Dems and they get to experience the crazy. Californian celebrities are so out of touch.

  4. Solomon Visser

    Solomon Visser

    Dag geleden

    22k is not viral lol

  5. Preston


    2 dagen geleden

    Can someone please teach Bert how to use insta. You can delete a voice twxt before you let go of it and you can also unsend any message you send on Instagram 😂😭

  6. Johnnie Webb

    Johnnie Webb

    2 dagen geleden

    Theirs tables change as often as my mental stability

  7. Zachary Goins

    Zachary Goins

    2 dagen geleden

    Fatstronauts, coming soon the theaters near you

  8. Emma Hope

    Emma Hope

    3 dagen geleden

    ok how do i invest tho??

  9. Daniel Rojas

    Daniel Rojas

    3 dagen geleden


  10. Barbi Ruth

    Barbi Ruth

    3 dagen geleden

    Bert laughing.....makes me laugh lol

  11. Chinese UN Takeover

    Chinese UN Takeover

    3 dagen geleden

    When a democrat blames a twitter poll on some bot farm LOL nah bro Trump is guna win landslide

  12. Cam J

    Cam J

    3 dagen geleden

    Why did Tom's promo start out sounding like a Poppy video?

  13. Constant Reader

    Constant Reader

    3 dagen geleden

    Who got removed from The Cabin I wonder..

  14. homerun217


    3 dagen geleden

    Tony Hinchcliffe for Ball Boy

  15. Andrew Olson

    Andrew Olson

    4 dagen geleden

    Sign me up for the kickstart! so we can buy the Bucs!

  16. Hunter Lydon

    Hunter Lydon

    4 dagen geleden

    I work in Rockford!

  17. Dillon Jones

    Dillon Jones

    4 dagen geleden

    Ok not going to lie I feel like Tom and Bert would make a hilarious show where they are neighbors in a col-de-sac and they have a couple more of there comedian friends so there’s like 4-5 houses in the col-de-sac and in LA or some basic city with lots of people... some episode ideas I had were like you guys all decide to knock down your connecting fences so you guys can have a mega back yard and have your own summer olympics but like suburban dad style so for Bert you have to let your kids play to and there always in the way but you love them so you talk shit behind there back to your friends, and where your wife asks you how much every thing costs and always makes a devotee joke every time you do something stupid, and for Tom he would be himself but like even more fucked up like he’s dexter type fucked up but everyone’s cool with it because they’ve always been best friends but also don’t wanna die. Oh and you hate all the homes outside of your court but there always super nice but there dressed like some basic ass cat in the hat movie outfits idk figure it out. Tom Segura(Japanese forsure) and Bert Kreischer (pretty sure his wife pegs him) I’m hella high rn don’t cancel me or some shit

  18. Thomas Berwick

    Thomas Berwick

    4 dagen geleden

    "I ate wine" - Bart

  19. Mark Cummings

    Mark Cummings

    4 dagen geleden

    Is the Snoop wine the 19 crimes one?

  20. Rudy Quiroz

    Rudy Quiroz

    4 dagen geleden

    I picked the right team!

  21. Dave S

    Dave S

    4 dagen geleden


  22. Jordan Clarke

    Jordan Clarke

    4 dagen geleden

    In tennis/badminton I ALWAYS giggle after a rally gets going too. Thought I was the only one. Now I have something in common with Bart!

  23. theicecreamjones


    4 dagen geleden

    tom's logo ripping off the terror squad lol

  24. T Bourne

    T Bourne

    5 dagen geleden

    Potter is a grade A choice for a line judge. Eye sight = 30/20.

  25. Richard Raygoza

    Richard Raygoza

    5 dagen geleden

    that fake, forced laughter from the staff in the background is like C R I N G E

  26. D B

    D B

    5 dagen geleden

    Bert the Cable shoe Guy

  27. A Desiree’

    A Desiree’

    5 dagen geleden

    Dude your wife would do this freaky shit gladly ya just gotta ask right

  28. Kindle Jender

    Kindle Jender

    5 dagen geleden


  29. Sef-Lo


    5 dagen geleden

    Ben smells so bad

  30. David Batres

    David Batres

    5 dagen geleden

    Joe should be the actually astronaut/ instructor and Tom, Bert, and joey should be the fat astronauts.

  31. Anthony Buerk

    Anthony Buerk

    5 dagen geleden

    Bert looks so similar to former NFL player Merlin Olsen it’s crazy. I can’t unsee it...

  32. Ryan Davis

    Ryan Davis

    5 dagen geleden

    Well 2:00 is when republicans get home from work 🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

  33. Mason Clark

    Mason Clark

    5 dagen geleden

    70/30 possibility that Bert thinks that Navy SEALS are actual seals

  34. Ricardo Campos

    Ricardo Campos

    5 dagen geleden

    tie those laces right haha

  35. Mason Clark

    Mason Clark

    5 dagen geleden

    Just wait till Barnt figures out Instagram's "unsend" option

  36. meggodex


    5 dagen geleden

    Tommy Jeans looking slim and hawt AF in his tennis promo!

  37. Lag23


    5 dagen geleden


  38. Curtis Clayton

    Curtis Clayton

    5 dagen geleden

    Oh my god I need those promos in a clip 🤣😂🤣😂😂

  39. Jeanine Brown

    Jeanine Brown

    6 dagen geleden

    i agree therapy doesnt work. i started working on the unconscious level. if you are interested in more email me...changed my perspective, no recordings...haa haa

    • Jeanine Brown

      Jeanine Brown

      6 dagen geleden

  40. OooWee TV

    OooWee TV

    6 dagen geleden

    Tom: “Ya know the nice thing about the moon is...” Fucking Christ on a bicycle I’d pay to hear the punchline to that 😂😂💀

  41. Amber N

    Amber N

    6 dagen geleden

    I would buy a ticket, or 5. one hundred percent.

  42. heehee mefunny

    heehee mefunny

    6 dagen geleden

    Looking trim Tom!

  43. J


    6 dagen geleden

    At 1:16 when tom came up in PIP with a dom I realized we’re full Biff future

  44. SeanGoesBoom


    6 dagen geleden

    Tom is Patrick Bateman.

  45. Quan


    6 dagen geleden

    If bert would talk to Billy Burr like this it would end his life

  46. Quan


    6 dagen geleden

    Bert is the equivalent to a downy getting hit by a bus that gets crashed into by a plane that sully didn't land

  47. Jvasseur1


    6 dagen geleden

    I know the joke has been made over and over, but Bert honestly is a conversion bully and ruins this podcast. Sucks because I love Tom. Oh well, podcast ruined.

    • Juan Miranda

      Juan Miranda

      6 dagen geleden

      Wrong them two together is gold.

  48. The Push

    The Push

    6 dagen geleden

    I've known you guys for years, via media, yet never subbed until now just for this series. You guys are amazing together. 🔥

  49. Why Ask

    Why Ask

    6 dagen geleden

    Sorry I know I could Google this but is bert the fat kid from goonies all grown up??

    • Why Ask

      Why Ask

      6 dagen geleden

      Answering my own question.. nope no it's not.. Jeff Cohen played chunk and he's grown up to look nothing like ud think or bert... I wonder if 12 yo Bert looks like 40 something Jeff Cohen coz Bert reminds me alot of 12yo Jeff.



    6 dagen geleden

    I knew it was Bobby I remember that episode LMAOOO “of course that mental ward doesn’t have ice”

  51. pow bang

    pow bang

    6 dagen geleden

    Bert: "Let's get anonymous submissions from super-whore moms." Tom: I Like It.

  52. grimsgrind


    7 dagen geleden


  53. telecasterbear


    7 dagen geleden

    Cognitive behavioral therapy?

  54. Deano


    7 dagen geleden

    If you become billionaires will you give me one million. I'll do whatever you want

  55. Lizzaurie K

    Lizzaurie K

    7 dagen geleden

    Not any personal opinion about you two, absolutely love you guys. But I think you should call your movie Fat Ass...tronauts, lol

  56. ImmortalDuke


    7 dagen geleden

    Elon looking for a crew. Winner gets a ticket to ride.

  57. Dennis Lowry

    Dennis Lowry

    7 dagen geleden

    Tom's promo was much better than Bart's pormo

  58. Joe Mama

    Joe Mama

    7 dagen geleden

    Pretty sure that's Charlie Murphy next to Bert on the mural.

  59. King Noah

    King Noah

    7 dagen geleden

    Tom segura and bart crystal make a better duo than batman and robin

  60. King Noah

    King Noah

    7 dagen geleden

    Fat-asstronauts i want to see it soo bad! And the cum in the ship is funny, because after a while it'd be like living in a snowglobe

  61. Nate Hladki

    Nate Hladki

    7 dagen geleden

    Tom not knowing what CBT is, was the biggest surprise of this episode.

  62. Toni Baloney

    Toni Baloney

    7 dagen geleden

    Bert has beautiful breasts

  63. mtgAzim


    7 dagen geleden

    You should see if bob kelly would be in for fat astronauts

  64. Calob McFrog

    Calob McFrog

    7 dagen geleden

    The “movie guy” Brent called to ask the most retarded questions on earth responded with the same tone as a CEO that just found out he impregnated his secretary, while driving in the car with his wife.

    • Calob McFrog

      Calob McFrog

      7 dagen geleden

      Lol exactly. Ruined, disgruntled and extremely annoyed; yet obligated to deal with it.

  65. josh hebert-chesley

    josh hebert-chesley

    7 dagen geleden

    the speed that toms head moved when Bert said "I wouldn't mind getting pegged"

  66. Cullen Hart

    Cullen Hart

    7 dagen geleden

    The competitiveness is so fukn passive aggressive. lol. I love it. Because if it werent for the industry this probably wouldnt hurt so much. Yet they push you... Remember you appreciate each others bs so it doesnt matter who wins the 1v1. Still Tennis is kind of.. ya.. play ping pong, faster analysis. faster outcome. All around.

  67. Andrew Svatik

    Andrew Svatik

    7 dagen geleden

    Bert is so stupid

  68. j p

    j p

    7 dagen geleden

    Jordan peele made a movie for under a million dollars js.

  69. Girth Brooks

    Girth Brooks

    7 dagen geleden

    Bert: im gonna build a moat around my property, and my neighbors are gonna pay for it!!

  70. Girth Brooks

    Girth Brooks

    7 dagen geleden

    Need a picture of Bert with a meth pipe and a bag of meth... "Im BIG into Ice"

  71. Luke Hinman

    Luke Hinman

    7 dagen geleden


  72. Junk Bond Trader

    Junk Bond Trader

    8 dagen geleden

    The instant Bert's promo started I knew he was going to lose.

  73. Don Jawnson

    Don Jawnson

    8 dagen geleden

    Did you both edit in sounds of people hitting a tennis ball actually hard into your promo videos?

  74. Paul Rossi

    Paul Rossi

    8 dagen geleden

    The second he said “and it came with this dumb tag” i knew lol. But honestly those are pretty great stage shoes, very showy and nice yet not too overwhelming. Aka regular looking shoe that tells people ur got money without showing

  75. michael dietz

    michael dietz

    8 dagen geleden

    Dude honestly bert's new show is my favorite netflix original behind bojack horseman.

  76. Edward Nygma

    Edward Nygma

    8 dagen geleden

    That mural is a black guy

  77. 100 Proof Texan

    100 Proof Texan

    8 dagen geleden

    Lost me at the BurnLootMurder

  78. Edgar Blue

    Edgar Blue

    8 dagen geleden

    “Ooh I wouldn’t mind getting pegged”*immediately hears himself and tries to hide like he doesn’t know* “what’s pegging?”

  79. Daniel Oakes

    Daniel Oakes

    8 dagen geleden

    Bert does a killer Chris D'elia impression at 25:11

  80. London Water

    London Water

    8 dagen geleden

    I had Thursday off, and just forgot about the live show. I’m tik tok’d.

  81. Dark Visage

    Dark Visage

    8 dagen geleden

    someone poor is enjoying popcorn ice and that makes me sooooo happy

  82. Brett Allen

    Brett Allen

    8 dagen geleden

    I know I am late for this comment but I FUCKING LOVED BURTS SHOW! IT WAS GOLD!

  83. you cant leave this empty

    you cant leave this empty

    8 dagen geleden

    Burt's hype video has the New Zealand All Blacks performing the Haka. Watch Rugby. Its awesome.

  84. Jason Adkins

    Jason Adkins

    8 dagen geleden

    Toms face at 13:09 is like yeah this is a SHIT show!!

  85. TSlavic


    8 dagen geleden

    Bert’s Alexa voice sounds like Kermit the frog

  86. shane wilson

    shane wilson

    8 dagen geleden

    I don't care what people say about Bert, but he's freaking hilarious and we need more of the 2 bears 1 cave podcasts on lock

  87. Freddygotfingered


    8 dagen geleden

    That was the best thing on Netflix ever

  88. Ron Slader

    Ron Slader

    8 dagen geleden

    bring bobby back.

  89. Mike Honcho

    Mike Honcho

    8 dagen geleden

    Give everyone a fitted New Era hat at the door to the Fat-Asstronauts and charge $70.

  90. justin j

    justin j

    8 dagen geleden

    Trump supporter who loves Bert and ymh. 90% they say is anti left. Dems views from 10 years ago are republicans now.

  91. Robert Kennedy

    Robert Kennedy

    8 dagen geleden

    Holy shit! Toms wearing a Jeremy fish shirt!!!

  92. Jon Jacquet

    Jon Jacquet

    8 dagen geleden

    Why does Alexa sound like Kermit?

  93. dankoni ॐ nॐ nॐ

    dankoni ॐ nॐ nॐ

    8 dagen geleden

    between 2 bears and legion of skanks, seems to be a lotta dudes tryna get railed "in the name of comedy" 🤦😂

  94. Andy George

    Andy George

    8 dagen geleden


  95. Rick Noren

    Rick Noren

    8 dagen geleden

    the tennis promos are Oscar worthy

  96. Jeremy Bignell

    Jeremy Bignell

    8 dagen geleden

    LOL @ Josh Potter being the Lines Judge. I needed that

  97. Jordan Best

    Jordan Best

    8 dagen geleden

    Like all serious killers, Tom can totally disassociate from the few emotions he has and keep a clear head in the midst of conflict. Bert, on the other hand, will absolutely lose his shit after losing one game. $200 on Tommy Buns to win the match. Straight face, stick to fundamentals, and watch Bert fall apart.

  98. keelee white

    keelee white

    8 dagen geleden

    Funny watching this after the live show. Bert was like Schaub after Rogan told him to quit fighting. Both of them seemed to realize at the end, "uh oh maybe this was a bad idea...." hahaha Nah it was a great idea! Best shit show ever! Even without the cocaine....who has ever said that before?

    • smokew33d4life420xxx


      8 dagen geleden

      @Gundam117 ymh virtual dot com. $11 to watch

    • Gundam117


      8 dagen geleden

      Where do you watch it

  99. Anthony Himes

    Anthony Himes

    8 dagen geleden

    never thought tom would suck more at math than burt.

  100. JoeSkutnik


    8 dagen geleden

    Anyone know what car Bert bought?