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How Are Americans Avoiding COVID This Thanksgiving? | The Daily Social Distancing Show

From first-time cooks and overly fat turkeys to three-hour Zoom calls, here’s how coronavirus is changing Thanksgiving. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Thanksgiving
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  1. TheMiningTeam

    TheMiningTeam

    3 uur geleden

    "Get the canned cranberry sauce, or the *good* canned cranberry sauce?" I'm sorry, but I will stand up for people who make cranberry sauce themselves! (This message couldn't find anyone to sponsor it.)

  2. Russobz Net

    Russobz Net

    5 uur geleden

    Oh no, the horror. Having twice as much turkey as needed Y’all really acting like leftovers aren’t the best part of Thanksgiving

  3. TRUTH SKR

    TRUTH SKR

    15 uur geleden

    I'm not avoiding it. I'm going to a Thanksgiving dinner with 20+ people there. You idiots can hide under your bed for the rest of your lives for a virus that has a 99.9% survival rate.

  4. Jorge Padua

    Jorge Padua

    16 uur geleden

    This show just gave up on humor.

  5. Yvette Parham

    Yvette Parham

    22 uur geleden

    I've been cooking since 10yrs old. Didn't think about thousands of 1st time cooks...Ahh, I'm so glad the fire extinguisher for my apartment floor is next to my door. My neighbors aren't burning me out of a home!!! Homie don't play that...not today

  6. vegan hippie foodie

    vegan hippie foodie

    23 uur geleden

    ha ha ...:) a picture of a failed turkey..:)

  7. Patrick Layman

    Patrick Layman

    Dag geleden

    this is the most American problem I've ever heard.

  8. Patrick Layman

    Patrick Layman

    Dag geleden

    You know, as one gets older, Squidward becomes more relatable.

  9. Harry Shahrum

    Harry Shahrum

    Dag geleden

    I rather keep my parents save

  10. TornSparrow1974

    TornSparrow1974

    Dag geleden

    My GROWN niece and nephew both threw actual TANTRUMS because I convinced my elderly mother, who has a host of medical issues, not to go and celebrate with them. She was going to go anyway, but her mind was changed by the news warning about different households getting together this year. Yet, I am officially the 'outlaw' in this scenario. Better get my black clothes and some shiny things that go "pew-pew" .. ;oD

  11. Charlyne Gezze

    Charlyne Gezze

    Dag geleden

    Thanksgiving for us is almost sacred. More important than Christmas but not worth risking lives.

  12. HM Wong

    HM Wong

    Dag geleden

    “College kids only bring stuff home that nobody wants, piles of dirty laundry, shitty taste in beer”....hilarious, I can smell through the notebook screen. It reminded me when I went to the dormitory of my younger brother's, where six college boys live, it really smelt!!! I could not take it and washed socks and under wears for my bro for the first time as a big sister. Then I heard some boy never washed his bedsheet for over six months... just simply turned the sheet over when having a visitor.

  13. Ayush Thumbarathy

    Ayush Thumbarathy

    Dag geleden

    Guys, Fuck Thanksgiving. Save your grandparents. It's simple as that.

  14. Chris Allen

    Chris Allen

    Dag geleden

    The question is Trevor... Do you need seconds? Because this G'ma gonna fix you another plate. Lawd knows I will have enough because the smallest bird I could get is a 25 # beast, and I'm only feeding 8 and my freezer is only so big. Better leave room for desert.

  15. J-Dubb

    J-Dubb

    Dag geleden

    At some point this week someone is going to utter the phrase "I hope that turkey is insured."

  16. Cindy Smith

    Cindy Smith

    Dag geleden

    🤣🤣

  17. Francisco Leon

    Francisco Leon

    Dag geleden

    I guess people are cooking for the first time this thanksgiving

  18. Ali Ali

    Ali Ali

    Dag geleden

    Giving people an infectious disease and killing a whole bunch of people is the most Thanksgiving-y Thanksgiving I’ve ever heard.

  19. Skully HoodieScarf

    Skully HoodieScarf

    Dag geleden

    Americans got to be the most spoiled people on this planet, gosh crying over a turkey yet most countries would die for something to eat.......

  20. Polly Sey

    Polly Sey

    Dag geleden

    Turkeys: Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

  21. Nicky Cooper

    Nicky Cooper

    Dag geleden

    aka get a life

  22. Nicky Cooper

    Nicky Cooper

    Dag geleden

    Only in America 🙄

  23. Janaka Stagnaro

    Janaka Stagnaro

    2 dagen geleden

    Master Cleanse for turkeys! Love it!

  24. Keigo Takami

    Keigo Takami

    2 dagen geleden

    Jokes on you- I dont celebrate Thanksgiving.

  25. Ann Mc Keon Collins LCGI

    Ann Mc Keon Collins LCGI

    2 dagen geleden

    Happy Thanksgiving. Stay safe

  26. sombrance

    sombrance

    2 dagen geleden

    America... Get your shit together.

  27. Arap Kikwai

    Arap Kikwai

    2 dagen geleden

    Cousin Trevor Show? Anyone? Make it happen CC

  28. Maulviridha Abu Bakar

    Maulviridha Abu Bakar

    2 dagen geleden

    nlcameras.info/wiki/gYffY5dp1pW6xZg/video Spongebob episodess

  29. Martin Mugumya

    Martin Mugumya

    2 dagen geleden

    Trevor, bruv, your cousin is on another level! Hahaha!

  30. Sango

    Sango

    2 dagen geleden

    How are Americans Avoiding COVID This Thanksgiving? They're not.

  31. Divinity Rose

    Divinity Rose

    2 dagen geleden

    Line app is a world wide usable app that already has unlimited video chat

  32. McKinley Brown

    McKinley Brown

    2 dagen geleden

    forAMERICANS on the day of President Biden‘s inauguration * Since President Trump , X - trump (p)resident, #Number2, Which Means The SMILING Poo, loves toilets so much, an must of us sane AMERICANS HAVE BEEN constipated by this administration for the last 4 freaking years.LET’S ALL THEN get together at once an FLUSH OUR THRONES of GREAT RELIEF at the same time 12:00 noon.LET SEE HOW LOW THE WATER LEVELS GO.

  33. Amie Nguyen

    Amie Nguyen

    2 dagen geleden

    I saw that "failed turkey" joke coming from a mile away. And I still laughed.

  34. HeyCharnay

    HeyCharnay

    2 dagen geleden

    Trevor can pass as The Weeknd’s younger brother.

  35. Thandolwethu Maphumo

    Thandolwethu Maphumo

    2 dagen geleden

    Trevor knows his science.

  36. midori 115

    midori 115

    2 dagen geleden

    Any Indonesians here?

  37. Simone Moore

    Simone Moore

    2 dagen geleden

    I love CousinTrevor.

  38. Reinald Schubert

    Reinald Schubert

    2 dagen geleden

    Social distance, no, but physical distance and sometimes we need psychical distance too 😉

  39. BONITA BONITA

    BONITA BONITA

    2 dagen geleden

    We are celebrate Thanksgiving 🍾

  40. KeMeKaL

    KeMeKaL

    2 dagen geleden

    47% say they're going to cancel? How many of you answered to this poll???

  41. gamester1416

    gamester1416

    2 dagen geleden

    Apparently there's enough turkeys for a first mess up. If anything they should try to be safe, we shouldn't stress public safety workers because someone walked away from an oven.

  42. P S

    P S

    2 dagen geleden

    Me, a vegetarian: Wow, your turkey problems sound rough. Bad time, dude.

    • Rosemarie Plant

      Rosemarie Plant

      3 uur geleden

      It’s not a turkey problem. It’s a gathering problem.

  43. catalina reed

    catalina reed

    2 dagen geleden

    This year Trump is looking into having the turkey pardon HIM instead.

  44. Rommy 8881

    Rommy 8881

    2 dagen geleden

    Talent based wealth is symbiotic. They give to the world. Not parasitic.

  45. Rommy 8881

    Rommy 8881

    2 dagen geleden

    Ponzi Capitalism. How losers succeed. They become psychopaths because they realize they aren't as smart as Mommy said they were.

  46. barrett hendrix

    barrett hendrix

    2 dagen geleden

    😂 Turkey be like, ok let's get infected with coronavirus so human can stay away from us during Thanksgiving 🤣🤣

  47. Kijas

    Kijas

    2 dagen geleden

    This is the MOST AMERICAN news ever!!! First world Problems x1,000. OMG I’m gonna cook a giant turkey and I’m stressed. 😭

  48. Thomas N

    Thomas N

    2 dagen geleden

    6:35 that was a SICK BURN

  49. R. B.

    R. B.

    3 dagen geleden

    Factory farming and packing animals in confined spaces, like turkey farms, is how these viruses get started. Essential workers that work in these horrible slaughterhouses are exposed to unsafe working conditions. Americans will be safer by eating less meat and paying attention to how their food is prepared.

  50. Frizzle the Cat

    Frizzle the Cat

    3 dagen geleden

    WTF - really? Americans are so bad at cooking that the Firefighters are worried?? What the hell are you doing? Put the damn bird in the oven, set the timer and stay at your stove when it's time to make the sauce and potatoes. I'm really wondering HOW you lot managed to fight even one war. Or did you send all the competent people overseas and left the rest to deal with themselves?

  51. Collin Obed

    Collin Obed

    3 dagen geleden

    Thanks giving is down for me. 🤒🤒🤒... anyway guys ill be happy if you subscribe to my channel😁

  52. Shawn Martinez

    Shawn Martinez

    3 dagen geleden

    so now you care about Covid? when Biden won and everyone was out celebration not a mention?

  53. Big Sur

    Big Sur

    3 dagen geleden

    I’ll say this out loud... America is the dumbing country in history!!!!! Yes yes yes I fucking said it and it feels good because it’s so true.

  54. Voulsefer The Saint

    Voulsefer The Saint

    3 dagen geleden

    Not sure why people don't just buy, cook, and save the leftover turkey in the freezer. You could have high protein, low-fat meat for a while. Just saying...

  55. Ocean View

    Ocean View

    3 dagen geleden

    3 vaccines ready for production 95% efficient, under your daddy Trump administration. But Harris and Biden have been telling people they dont trust the vaccines.? Since before the elections.

  56. catalina reed

    catalina reed

    3 dagen geleden

    Bringing a deadly disease to people with litte-to-no immunity is a very authentic Thanksgiving reenactment

  57. kazemizu

    kazemizu

    3 dagen geleden

    I appreciated that he started watching Spongebob

  58. Tomeicko Hawkins

    Tomeicko Hawkins

    3 dagen geleden

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  59. Ren MC

    Ren MC

    3 dagen geleden

    Turkey insurance🤣🤣

  60. denise h.

    denise h.

    3 dagen geleden

    Great time to STOP eating turkeys!!!!!! GO VEGETARIAN!!!

  61. Liz Barry

    Liz Barry

    3 dagen geleden

    My 10 year old took your sponge bob proclamation to heart. Opened chrome book, put on headphones, and started watching sponge bob instantly. 😂

  62. C P

    C P

    3 dagen geleden

    Effin love you, Trevor Noah.

  63. Google Google

    Google Google

    3 dagen geleden

    Cops driving by laughing at everyone with there windows open 30 degrees outside

  64. Google Google

    Google Google

    3 dagen geleden

    Sprinkle some corona sauce on it I need a salt bae emoji

  65. Xiomara Kyle

    Xiomara Kyle

    3 dagen geleden

    Thanks giving is everyday you breathe on your own 2020 has proven that

  66. Lily

    Lily

    3 dagen geleden

    Hey- maybe we can pick a more aware way to broadly frame Thanksgiving's history when we come back to it!....

  67. Lily

    Lily

    3 dagen geleden

    You mean how are Americans avoiding Thanksgiving this CoronaVirus season?....

  68. Ethan B

    Ethan B

    3 dagen geleden

    Republicans are gonna have big feasts and wipe themselves out for us. Whew... trash that takes itself out is great, especially when its most likely obese.

  69. Jimbo

    Jimbo

    3 dagen geleden

    Thanksgiving in a nutshell:”Black Friday for Corona to shop thr Grandpa and ma.”

  70. Jim S

    Jim S

    3 dagen geleden

    China Joe admits voter fraud nlcameras.info/wiki/kH23nqB503i_sGU/video News Max, One America News Network, The Blaze for REAL NEWS

  71. Crushi: Original Indie Artist, Producer & Musician

    Crushi: Original Indie Artist, Producer & Musician

    3 dagen geleden

    Crushi 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 + Minneapolis, Minnesota USA

  72. Joy Renee

    Joy Renee

    3 dagen geleden

    Ok, but seriously, give a raise to whichever writer wrote "If you're the only one with a paintball gun, you automatically win." 😆

  73. Conservative Software Engineer

    Conservative Software Engineer

    3 dagen geleden

    “College kids only bring stuff home that nobody wants” said by a South African comedian without education.

  74. Conservative Software Engineer

    Conservative Software Engineer

    3 dagen geleden

    I’m having Thanksgiving with my family!!! No questions around that!

  75. Pfalzgraf

    Pfalzgraf

    3 dagen geleden

    The f***ing bird is going to be frozen anyway! Why didn’t the farmers forsee this (8 months of Corona) and slaughter the animals earlier?!

  76. Rebecca Hill

    Rebecca Hill

    3 dagen geleden

    How are American's avoiding COVID this Thanksgiving? The SAME as you would each and every day! BUT FIRST.... Do your OWN research!! Understand what Corona Virus REALLY is?? Stay clear from ALL MSM news especially the Crime News Network (CNN)!! And please don't fall or get duped by all the nonsensical Fear!

  77. A. Schuster

    A. Schuster

    3 dagen geleden

    So they want people to eat with open windows in Minnesota. I think not.

  78. safaa adnan

    safaa adnan

    3 dagen geleden

    Cute first world problems 🤗

  79. Lauren Wood

    Lauren Wood

    3 dagen geleden

    My dad is in seventh heaven about the turkeys. He already asks the local stores to let him know if they have a big bird. The record bird of like 2007 has yet to be beaten, 32 lbs if I remember correctly.

  80. Hector Pacheco

    Hector Pacheco

    3 dagen geleden

    Everyone is going to have thanksgiving no matter what.

  81. Nicholas Rinaldi

    Nicholas Rinaldi

    4 dagen geleden

    340 people burnt their turkey with no explanation.

  82. James Jamias

    James Jamias

    4 dagen geleden

    Metatarsal ! 😂

  83. Carlos Oliva

    Carlos Oliva

    4 dagen geleden

    You should cancel thanksgiving for good 😌 no more thanksgiving

  84. Giant Hunger

    Giant Hunger

    4 dagen geleden

    Thanksgiving, more like thanks for giving Coronavirus.

  85. Ana Jesselli

    Ana Jesselli

    4 dagen geleden

    I respect the fact that Trevor has stayed home this entire time. Other talk show hosts have gone back to the studios but Trevor is not playing with fire. Love you, Trev.

  86. michael dunn

    michael dunn

    4 dagen geleden

    Orrr just don’t eat a damn turkey! Don’t eat animals, no more viruses

  87. T Harper

    T Harper

    4 dagen geleden

    Cornish Hens! Damn those hens are good. Donald the Turkey disaster 🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  88. Jfelney Thomas

    Jfelney Thomas

    4 dagen geleden

    It's amazing that we all can't come together to eat but we can come together to protest and fight 🤔

  89. Sara Israel

    Sara Israel

    4 dagen geleden

    THIS HELLIDAY CELEBRATES THE SLAUGHTER OF MILLIONS

  90. Will Tux

    Will Tux

    4 dagen geleden

    Happy-go-lucky ☺

  91. Hannah Avila

    Hannah Avila

    4 dagen geleden

    How about give them an easy turkey cooking recipe instead, and common mistakes?

  92. Gabriel Martinez

    Gabriel Martinez

    4 dagen geleden

    So Now all we have to do is worry about the elderly. This virus started making every believe that if u got it, your days are numbered. Then it went to the elderly and immune compromised people now to just the elderly. Which 1 is it?

  93. Josh Fernandez

    Josh Fernandez

    4 dagen geleden

    Goble goble goble my turkey so juicy u can squeeze it into a bottle. Not! Haha

  94. A Plane Reality

    A Plane Reality

    4 dagen geleden

    Might as well change the name of the show to, The Coronavirus Daily Show, since you hardly talk about shit else anymore, I mean it isnt like Covid news isnt on every news channel every hour of the day, jeez talk about over saturation..

  95. Ghostly

    Ghostly

    4 dagen geleden

    I love how Americans are more focused on MAKING SURE THEY HAVE THANKS GIVING, instead of making sure corona doesn't spread.

  96. deborah chinn

    deborah chinn

    4 dagen geleden

    Let’s press pause on this year’s holidays so that we can share many, many more in the future. The sacrifice is seriously not that much to ask.

    • Violet 13

      Violet 13

      Dag geleden

      We got snowed in last year, so it will be our second in a row with just our family of four.

  97. Elyse4point0

    Elyse4point0

    4 dagen geleden

    XD I hosted my first thanksgiving when I was dating my husband and I had NO issues (although I did call my mom several times). I don’t know if it’s just me but I cook turkeys here and there and it’s not that bad just takes forever.

  98. Jennifer Brackett

    Jennifer Brackett

    4 dagen geleden

    Man I've missed the PEAK RESISTANCE gag more than I realized.

  99. everyBODYlovesJACKiE

    everyBODYlovesJACKiE

    4 dagen geleden

    In case anyone wants some Thanksgiving joy, this is my lovely grandma's recipe. I miss her and she'd be thrilled to pass it on. Dressing: ▪︎1 hen ▪︎2 jiffy cornbread mixes (not sweet) ▪︎5 eggs ▪︎4 slices white bread (crumbled) ▪︎dried minced onions (1/3 cup or less) ▪︎(2 boxes) Swanson low sodium chicken broth -Cook hen, with broth, in pressure cooker. Save leftover broth -Bake cornbread in cast iron skillet - Crumble and mix cornbread, eggs, and white bread in 13" foil dish -***Add broth and combine with hand mixer (***don't use all the broth, just enough to be wet but not runny) -Cover top of mix with onions, probably 1/3 cup - Add chicken (dark meat removed) then combine -Bake at 350 for about 30-45 minutes, 'til golden brown (Enjoy with the people you live with! )

  100. Pilot

    Pilot

    4 dagen geleden

    whats with the turkey i like chicken .

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