What is the best asdfmovie joke?

AKA Tom breaks down asdfmovie while asdfmovie breaks down Tom.
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Written by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Edited by Elliot Gough (
Research Assistance by Kai Newton (@KaiPie)
Data Analysis by Dr Simon Clark (@Simon Clark)
Web Development by Peter Reid ( ReidWeb)
Additional Art and Animation by Ben Smallman (@Wonchop) and Billy Crinion (@BillyBCreations)
Appearances from Brian David Gilbert (@brian david gilbert), Devin Stone (@LegalEagle), and Tom Scott (@Tom Scott)
Writing Assistance by Eddie Bowley (@Eddache) and Ana Valens (
Music by Todd Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)
Special thanks to Twitch Chat and Olly Thorn
The spreadsheet:
CONTENT WARNING: Where to begin? Discussion and depictions of guns, death, suicide, violence, vore, kinks. This one’s got it all.
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  1. TomSka


    26 dagen geleden

    Did you notice this video was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends? YOU DIDN'T?! WELL THEN you can install Raid for free on IOS:, ANDROID:, & PC: and get a special starter pack (available only for the next 30 days).

    • The gaming bro Rajavel

      The gaming bro Rajavel

      7 dagen geleden

      Haha peepeepoopoo

    • Nutshell Animator

      Nutshell Animator

      7 dagen geleden

      @CrewdHat yes I do

    • CrewdHat


      7 dagen geleden

      @Nutshell Animator No, you really don't want to.

    • •Loveeatscookies •

      •Loveeatscookies •

      8 dagen geleden

      i hope u live forever

    • TRBenjiSwiss


      8 dagen geleden

      haha nope

  2. Eclaire chat

    Eclaire chat

    10 minuten geleden

    hey tomska you will never see this comment but one thing i figure, on the top ten list a majority of them was the first one of the episode (like first joke on 15 jokes) . there's might be a bias that people remember better (and cherish) an episode because they have a better memories of it, and we always rember better first and last thing of... anything (those are psychological biais) sooooo that's it, great video as always we love you take care

  3. cadette vaillancourt

    cadette vaillancourt

    Uur geleden

    tom that was the best french accent i hever seen

  4. sar


    Uur geleden

    Are u Monica Geller ?

  5. Mr. Absorbency

    Mr. Absorbency

    2 uur geleden

    What shocks me is that Tomska was 18 when asdfmovie came out

  6. Fernando Garcia

    Fernando Garcia

    4 uur geleden

    Now you are fat.

  7. Asher


    4 uur geleden


  8. Auxina Cauchemar

    Auxina Cauchemar

    7 uur geleden

    I loved the chase me Susie one

  9. insanın cezası

    insanın cezası

    7 uur geleden

    Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad

  10. The ender

    The ender

    7 uur geleden

    Here is the time stamp for the perfect joke 23:34

  11. MrCalvinCoolidge


    7 uur geleden

    Tom could survive on his fat for a decade like a salmon

  12. Constantine Ravenna

    Constantine Ravenna

    7 uur geleden

    loved standing up school had me in tears for a second

  13. Just a dog

    Just a dog

    8 uur geleden

    Make more

  14. Yoshikage Kira

    Yoshikage Kira

    12 uur geleden


  15. Aretas Zupkus

    Aretas Zupkus

    13 uur geleden

    Still don't know what artifact does ://

  16. Elias Johnson

    Elias Johnson

    13 uur geleden

    Our boi tom wearing an awesome Dark Souls T-Shirt. Love it. Also pie flavor pie is my favorite of all time.

  17. Weekend114


    14 uur geleden

    idk i thought farting butt 4 was pretty hilarious

  18. Kyren


    14 uur geleden


  19. DatDudeMahn


    16 uur geleden

    Me patiently waiting for asdfmovie 13: 🥱👀

  20. Bethany Kate

    Bethany Kate

    20 uur geleden

    Tomska: "After reading a whole bunch of books I was able to assataine that there are six key emotions" Me: "I just watched inside out"

  21. Moadot720


    20 uur geleden

    3:34 “Not this time?” GALANTIS - NO MONEY REFERENCE?!?! YOU’RE A LEGEND!!!!

    • Moadot720


      20 uur geleden

      And now 15:48?!?! LOL YOU’RE KILLING ME!!!!

    • Moadot720


      20 uur geleden

      And 15:18 LOL

    • Moadot720


      20 uur geleden

      15:14 LOL

  22. Taffy is trashy

    Taffy is trashy

    20 uur geleden

    "Observably well fed" Haha don't be so down on yourself man, you won at life by making others laugh, isn't that all that should matter?

  23. CiIIian Burke

    CiIIian Burke

    21 uur geleden

    I’m SO glad to know that asdfmovie 13 will be out soon

  24. yeahthatscool


    21 uur geleden

    This is the only good raid ad

  25. Callum Footitt

    Callum Footitt

    22 uur geleden

    Is it sad I laughed at the "laws are allways good and just" joke?...... Yes? Ok

  26. O F A L

    O F A L

    23 uur geleden

    U like cats?

  27. OpaleTV


    23 uur geleden


  28. Armando Magana

    Armando Magana

    23 uur geleden

    NGL tomska being sus

  29. Shoddy cat

    Shoddy cat

    Dag geleden

    Did anyone else realise that he created a time paradox with the rage shadow legend ad

  30. TipCReaper


    Dag geleden

    14:43 Is the best sentence 19:05 is pretty good too

  31. Aglo 37

    Aglo 37

    Dag geleden

    i LOVE muffin time

  32. Jaime'sVidJunk


    Dag geleden

    Jesus, I forgot asdfmovie existed until now.

  33. Komment Floh

    Komment Floh

    Dag geleden

    Cool vid... now do some sports and eat a vegetable!

  34. Hamcat


    Dag geleden

    The best form for an asdf movie sketch in my opinion is a punchline.

  35. Dan


    Dag geleden


  36. Samuel Lim

    Samuel Lim

    Dag geleden

    Omg, he has the undead curse!!! 😱

  37. Mr. Tom

    Mr. Tom

    Dag geleden

    my favorite is: "WHO ATE MY SANDWICH? I did! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *explosion*....

  38. crystal larsen

    crystal larsen

    Dag geleden


  39. 李玉华Vicente,Jamie


    Dag geleden

    Secret Agent Manga I read:Ok spin this wheel of random everyday life objects to turn into weapons=Results:A bottle of something,sugar(I think) and nails:Put the sugar and nails in a bottle,shake it,throw it into a room,then wait for an explosion of nails. Weird 9th Grade Classmate Dude:(No joke I had him as a classmate D:)Did you know tissue is a weapon?Just wrap them into thick balls and shove it into the persons throat.

  40. OctaviuM


    Dag geleden

    What is your video editor called?

  41. Evolutionstrigger


    Dag geleden

    9:34 In other countrys (germany and eh I dont know) there is a law that obliges you to help someone in danger as long as you dont get in any danger by helping. Because you can call the police its considered a crime to walk past a stab fight without calling the police.

  42. Dunno Anyting

    Dunno Anyting

    Dag geleden

    who is waiting for asdfmovie 13 better like this comment

  43. Man


    Dag geleden

    Why are you fat now

    • Relivo 1

      Relivo 1

      4 uur geleden

      He shoved a bike pump up his arse and went to town

    • Relivo 1

      Relivo 1

      4 uur geleden

      He explained in a last week

  44. sartoriusrock


    Dag geleden

    “Here it is: the greatest ASDFMovie joke of all time.” *ad plays* Me: “Wait. Is the video over??” It wasn’t, but that would’ve been a pretty funny subversion of expectations.

  45. Medic Facetime

    Medic Facetime

    Dag geleden

    I like trains

  46. Justin Rodgers

    Justin Rodgers

    Dag geleden

    Future Tomska: **Slaps** Tom: *aeh D;*

  47. Ciaran Curley

    Ciaran Curley

    Dag geleden

    The butt kicked girl killed MY BOY DESMOND??? HOW COULD YOU

  48. Player eegs

    Player eegs

    Dag geleden

    Alright that was actually pretty good

  49. Nintend_Fan64


    Dag geleden

    12:03 - 12:11 *It all makes sense now...*

  50. OverSeerSam


    Dag geleden

    15:09 I died

  51. Artina


    Dag geleden

    You are getting chubbier

    • Artina


      3 uur geleden

      @Relivo 1 boop

    • Relivo 1

      Relivo 1

      4 uur geleden


  52. Lyna Beana

    Lyna Beana

    Dag geleden

    Idk wich asdfmovie is my favorite they always change right now my favorite is “we should just be friends” “...” “Mother” and “jimmy take out the dog” “yes mother” “for a walk jimmy”

  53. chicken man

    chicken man

    Dag geleden

    I watch a video, I see Raid: Shadow Crap, I stop watching

  54. [NKS] Fursey Rain The Beyblading Gamer Boi YT

    [NKS] Fursey Rain The Beyblading Gamer Boi YT

    Dag geleden


  55. stinkey cookie

    stinkey cookie

    Dag geleden

    a death every 1.7 sketches... you will serve your sentence to pay for your warcrimes! also RAID SHADOW LEGENDS h

  56. Tetrumo


    Dag geleden

    I haven’t been here in a while, when did Tom get fat again?

  57. Gozeraye


    Dag geleden

    The reason murder isn't so popular is because it happens so often it's like "Well, yeah of course he got murdered, thats like half the jokes"

  58. Dan Watts

    Dan Watts

    Dag geleden

    I wanna see tom in a arguement with himself

  59. Rakanishu


    Dag geleden

    Good data work here, but I think ranking sketches on their own is a flawed method. These do not stand alone in their presentation, so I think it's not surprising your best ranked sketches ARE non-recurring and self-contained ones. Just for one more data point and to show my mental age, the "bottom" four taken back to back were at least as good as #10-6. Maybe more, maybe less, but they weren't out of place in quality.

  60. Alpha_ Wolfie

    Alpha_ Wolfie

    Dag geleden

    What made me love it was the randomness and weirdness

  61. Binoo Bear

    Binoo Bear

    Dag geleden

    My favourite is: “I want a ice cream” “Say the manic words” “CYOYUYIGVIFCIXCOHVGOV” *turns into ice cream* LICKING INTENSIFIES

  62. feathero3


    Dag geleden

    23:31 For the perfect joke

  63. Tm69


    Dag geleden

    Hey question: Do you play any table top games? Like warhammer?

  64. The NCC

    The NCC

    Dag geleden

    Youve killed 130 characters wow

  65. The NCC

    The NCC

    Dag geleden

    * Slap * ä

  66. The NCC

    The NCC

    Dag geleden

    * Slap * å

  67. Galaxy


    Dag geleden


  68. Simon John

    Simon John

    Dag geleden

    When does asdfmovie 13 release?

  69. Zul'daar


    Dag geleden

    Hey, baby. Are you an angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers. Also: 17:20 **HMM**

  70. Eve Campbell

    Eve Campbell

    Dag geleden

    I wanna watch a full Legal Eagle episode about ASDF.

  71. Herbert Feichtinger

    Herbert Feichtinger

    2 dagen geleden

    eyy tom scott in the perfect sketch liking it

  72. HyperLeaf72


    2 dagen geleden

    bruh I thought it was adsfmovie my whole life! I guess I'm just illiterate.

  73. TheSourLemon


    2 dagen geleden

    You have to put that in an asdf movie

  74. Just a guy who’s a frog for fun

    Just a guy who’s a frog for fun

    2 dagen geleden

    This entire video is a cry for help

  75. Finn Carpenter

    Finn Carpenter

    2 dagen geleden

    That was the best delivery of a raid shadow legends plug ever

  76. Random_Player


    2 dagen geleden

    best raid shadow legends ad ive ever seen.

    • Fresh Animation

      Fresh Animation

      2 dagen geleden


  77. Mariel Kay Bergman

    Mariel Kay Bergman

    2 dagen geleden

    When is asdfmovie13 coming out?

  78. christian holmaas

    christian holmaas

    2 dagen geleden

    can you give the muffin a name

  79. iketeiru


    2 dagen geleden

    you should do more of these.

  80. JoTendo


    2 dagen geleden

    In no offense, didn't recognize you lol

  81. Artfulcat YT

    Artfulcat YT

    2 dagen geleden

    oh im realy angry and i think im going to explode 19:26

  82. Artfulcat YT

    Artfulcat YT

    2 dagen geleden

    15:13 I LIKE TRAINS

  83. Sans From Undertale

    Sans From Undertale

    2 dagen geleden

    That was a pretty good sponsor I'm very convinced

  84. Digital Prism

    Digital Prism

    2 dagen geleden

    2:32 why is this so funny.



    2 dagen geleden

    This is the only guy that can make a sponsor interesting

  86. Maybe Spoon

    Maybe Spoon

    2 dagen geleden

    This is my childhood and yet i didn't know there was those NLcameras celebrities lol

  87. wishus knight

    wishus knight

    2 dagen geleden

    I cant say i cared for how much direct reference to suicide(and intent) there was through it all. Except the muffin was awesome. My favorites were the random ones, like the talking parking meter.

  88. John Freddy

    John Freddy

    2 dagen geleden

    Is there gonna be an asdfmovie 13?

  89. XaoRu


    2 dagen geleden

    Wait so its completely fine to not help someone whos in danger of dying?

  90. A C

    A C

    2 dagen geleden

    So no ones gonna say anything. Tomska. From one chunky boy to another. What happened man. Haha.

  91. Kian1036canlas YT

    Kian1036canlas YT

    2 dagen geleden

    Tomskas fat boi

  92. denzu itaru

    denzu itaru

    2 dagen geleden

    I have your card game and yet thanks to covid i cant play it with others on stream WTF.. Also want a boyfriend??? Also vore ... Dont judge me

  93. Terry Nonam

    Terry Nonam

    2 dagen geleden

    Yeah yeah, expected the ultimate joke to be some kind of pun on itself, but ended f*cking crying from laughter. EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

  94. Gamer Supreme

    Gamer Supreme

    2 dagen geleden

    I'm surprised LegalEagle isn't here...

  95. Fireplayz 2

    Fireplayz 2

    2 dagen geleden

    *when is asdf movie 13 coming out?*

  96. Miguel gamer animation

    Miguel gamer animation

    2 dagen geleden

    i like trains

  97. Feline Discipline

    Feline Discipline

    2 dagen geleden

    I love this guy's editing

  98. storm leander

    storm leander

    2 dagen geleden

    Tomska PLEASE let the muffin get eaten

  99. JosephTheNoseph


    2 dagen geleden

    I love the little moan he does when he gets slapped XD

  100. OriginalName Gaming

    OriginalName Gaming

    2 dagen geleden

    The asdf movie was the best part