It's Too Late To Jump Ship Now

Sorry, White House officials, but it's far too late to distance yourself from the president at this point. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
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  1. AnaArely B

    AnaArely B

    3 dagen geleden

    I said that, too many times, when this character started his campaign: "I picture America as a Beautiful Boat as the Titanic...sinking in the hands of this person."🙏🏻🌏🌎🌍🙏🏻

  2. DancingCloud Lew

    DancingCloud Lew

    5 dagen geleden

    How do you make the Country great again by trying to destroy her? Those people are enemies of America, I repeat, they are enemies of America. They must be dealt with as anyone should who breaks the law. Their intent was to do harm, possibly kill Pence and Pelosi, they killed a police officer and injured another, crimes that warrants the death penalty; billions in property damage, they spread feces, urinated on floors, spray painted the exterior, ramsacked offices; how do you justify this, what other ignorance will the GOP justify. We watched in horror when you supported Trump as he tried to destroy Democracy. You reacted negatively to peaceful protests of BLM, yet you condoned MAGA. DID THIS INSURRECTION MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? The world now know there's an element of home grown terrorists in this country. We must call and prosecute them for what they are: terrorists whose primary objective is to overthrow the government.

  3. Max Ragged

    Max Ragged

    8 dagen geleden

    Absolutely foreseable since he began these fishy "stolen election" gamez, dude's finished, haha.

  4. Martijn Jonge Poerink

    Martijn Jonge Poerink

    10 dagen geleden


  5. Barbara Callahan

    Barbara Callahan

    11 dagen geleden

    All you are doing with stints like this is breeding more hate and discontent. YOU are part of the problem Colbert!

  6. bbsy1


    11 dagen geleden

    YMCA would have been a great song to play.

  7. zerocool1ist


    12 dagen geleden

  8. Lars Peter Thomsen

    Lars Peter Thomsen

    12 dagen geleden

    Name of song: Two Steps From Hell - Magic of Love You're welcome

  9. BRB


    12 dagen geleden

    We're all on the same ship you morons. We might be a divided nation but we are still one nation. Damn the left is stupid.

  10. SDAWG


    12 dagen geleden

    Colbert shouldve had Atlantis playing....."way down below the ocean" "wherrrrrrrre I wanna be!"

  11. Zed is dead

    Zed is dead

    13 dagen geleden


  12. Pimpin since pimpin was pimpin Nuggga

    Pimpin since pimpin was pimpin Nuggga

    13 dagen geleden

    Did Mary Trump tell you guys that Trump will remain your president for four more years? Or that they have arrested the Obamas, Hillary, bill, Pelosi, pence, and about 140 others for crimes that range from theft, child see trafficking, or high treason? Nah... I didn’t think so. Trump will make that announcement the 19th.

  13. Railroad,Preserver,2000


    13 dagen geleden

    What would james Cameron think if he saw this

  14. Edward Fletcher

    Edward Fletcher

    13 dagen geleden

    The band should be playing "Macho Man" that's Trumps favorite dance track ! lol

  15. John Daugherty

    John Daugherty

    13 dagen geleden


  16. Ann_N_NC North Carolina

    Ann_N_NC North Carolina

    13 dagen geleden

    I called it Trumps titanic awhile ago, only now are they starting to ask for a life boat,so they can jump ship. They saw it hit that iceberg a long time ago but, ignored it. Pence chose to go down with the ship.

  17. alerma62


    13 dagen geleden

    Does anyone know the name of the song playing at 47 seconds?? lol

  18. Joe Momma

    Joe Momma

    13 dagen geleden

    America rolls with Trump! You learned that on the 6th

  19. Geoff Walker

    Geoff Walker

    13 dagen geleden

    Very well done Jordan. Ballsy, and well done.

  20. Peter Tan

    Peter Tan

    13 dagen geleden

    the ending music should change to the song YMCA

  21. Knowledge Seeker 78

    Knowledge Seeker 78

    13 dagen geleden

    Who would have ever thought putting a non politician in the highest politician position would be such a disaster 🙄

    • Dave Griffin

      Dave Griffin

      13 dagen geleden

      Con-man... #DonTheCon A joke since the 80's... 🤔 Apparently, Fred Sr. didn't pull out quick enough. 😒🤭 #JustSayin' 😁🤣 #CULT45GOPPathetic 🥴 #StayHealthy. 😷🤟🏼

  22. Karl Otto

    Karl Otto

    14 dagen geleden

    Haha, how to tease YMCA without teasing it.

  23. Carl Wakeling

    Carl Wakeling

    14 dagen geleden

    What is the titanic got to fo with with anything you set of arse holes Donald trump told is supporter to go to capital hill he didn't tell them to storm the building he is not to blame for the actions of other people. Donald trump the greatest president of all time ☝️😎

  24. Mark Richards

    Mark Richards

    14 dagen geleden

    Trump is a danger to our democracy. Lock him up. Lock him up.

  25. Souls Tired365

    Souls Tired365

    14 dagen geleden

    America is now against America, the entire Trump party and administration should be dragged out in chains NOW and proceed with protocol later. 50 Capitals are all on high alert and the very one responsible is still in charge of the safety of our country. What it wrong with you idiots, we serve this country and we don’t know now if we are working with the same people we are fighting. And you people are dragging your damn feet, Nixon was removed for less in 30 minutes with his boxes

  26. Benjamin Davis

    Benjamin Davis

    14 dagen geleden

    Must see tv📺🤣!

  27. rafrara Cares

    rafrara Cares

    14 dagen geleden


  28. 110 110

    110 110

    14 dagen geleden

    白毛ping。大家到白宮留言叫川爺的財經部命令臉書立刻從那斯達克下市。讓他們了解封鎖言論自由的後果。 To leave messages to The White House everybody. Let them delete. I think they can not do that. Cheer up everyone. God bless you. 留言参考,歡迎複製,貼帖或引用. ( White House to order facebook get out of the Nasdaq stock market immediately. ) . Then every one of the world will say (the greatest ) to you, Donald J. Trump )我已經推超過三十次了。 大家一起推來維護全世界的言論自由。VIVA FORVEVR Liberty GODESS. SAVE USA AND ALL GOOD HUMAN BEINGS, PLEASE.。白毛ping。大家到白宮留言叫川爺的財經部命令臉書立刻從那斯達克下市。讓他們了解封鎖言論自由的後果。 To leave messages to The White House everybody. Let them delete. I think they can not do that. Cheer up everyone. God bless you. 留言参考,歡迎複製,貼帖或引用. (To order facebook白毛ping。大家到白宮留言叫川爺的財經部命令臉書立刻從那斯達克下市。讓他們了解封鎖言論自由的後果。 To leave messages to The White House everybody. Let them delete. I think they can not do that. Cheer up everyone. God bless you. 留言参考,歡迎複製,貼帖或引用. ( White House to order facebook get out of the Nasdaq stock market immediately. ) . Then every one of the world can win all.

  29. Bobby Duty

    Bobby Duty

    14 dagen geleden

    Never did like the late show!

  30. Nebula Orion

    Nebula Orion

    14 dagen geleden

    Who remembers when Stephen Colbert was funny? Me neither

  31. Kohlenstoffisotop12


    14 dagen geleden


  32. lenny koss

    lenny koss

    14 dagen geleden


  33. FredIsMyName22


    14 dagen geleden

    Too soon

  34. wolfgaidin


    14 dagen geleden

    Totally unfair to rats: they didn't actively contribute to the sinking of the ship.

  35. Beast Nantico

    Beast Nantico

    14 dagen geleden

    Yup..For the first time in FOUR YEARS, I DONT see any trump flags in my neighborhood.. I'll remember who they are tho!!

  36. Enver Dashdemir

    Enver Dashdemir

    14 dagen geleden

    Tragedy shouldn't be use like comedy material

  37. Freeasabird


    14 dagen geleden

    They didn't show the part where the dude jumped off, hit the propeller and whet flipping into the water, that would of made the whole scene man!. awe, what a shame. smh :/

  38. Marshall Curtis

    Marshall Curtis

    14 dagen geleden

    On November 3rd, the Trumptanic hit an Icebiden. On Jan 6th, it broke apart. And on Jan 20th, his orange ass goes under.

  39. EvilKris


    14 dagen geleden

    goodybe trump, so glad Biden and the Chinese are going to be in power next

  40. Carla Constance

    Carla Constance

    14 dagen geleden

    74 million people are still supporting Trump and I'm one of them. Keep your filthy lying media manipulations to yourselves. Can't even believe you have any viewers

  41. Melvin Jamerson

    Melvin Jamerson

    14 dagen geleden

    😅😅😅👏👏👏Great One the rats will run for a one more try but America not goan Let this Pass By Rat 🤬😷

  42. pop5678eye


    14 dagen geleden

    I hope no more cabinet members resign. We need a majority of them to invoke the 25th Amendment.

  43. Carrie See

    Carrie See

    14 dagen geleden

    Good riddance to bad rubbish

  44. Noris ZilverBergen

    Noris ZilverBergen

    14 dagen geleden

    ⚠️⚠️ Listen to Nancy Pelosi !! She's doing correctly!! ⚠️⚠️ Trump should be impeached, to avoid his return on 2024!! ⚠️⚠️ Unpunished "attempted cupe".. WILL be used as "excercise", for the Next One!! ALL trump's family, should be band,.. Ivanka & junior too !!!

  45. AlienClout X

    AlienClout X

    14 dagen geleden

    I thought this is the new video of Lincoln Project 🤣🤣🤣

  46. robin2012ism


    14 dagen geleden

    What's that giant sucking sound?

  47. Zee Man

    Zee Man

    14 dagen geleden

    Colbert is a *new Bolshevik,* (one of many in MSM and Hollywood) he is leading you to same place where Russian Bolsheviks have led gullible Russian masses, before they were slaughtered. Same thing is happening here, in US. Do you understand that he is not a comedian but a propagandist for Deep State? He is working for his masters that want to destroy our nation and you think he is driving some good points? What will it take for people like you to wake up and to understand who is our true enemy? Ask Colbert who has Nancy Pelosi's laptop and why is she is quiet about selling of our military secrets to China. And ask Pelosi why she is so hell bent on getting rid of Trump in 24 hours instead of letting him go peacefully. here is a clue // General McInerney confirmed that there were special forces who went into the capitol building and seized some 20 of which was Pelosi's. She apparently had on it evidence that China was going to buy G.E. (a lot of military secrets) This is connected to the blackouts in Pakistan ( Georgia voting manipulated by China) and then the Vatican. // Long version: Short version: That is WHY they are rushing to impeach Trump! *Pelosi is in a panic mode because of her laptop has incriminating evidence* that can send her and her co-conspirators to GITMO, she could be *tried for TREASON against the US!* I guess Democrats never thought that special forces would mingle with Antifa and Trump supporters?! So, who do you think is the real traitor now, real danger for our security, Trump or Pelosi and her henchmen? Do you want China to have our military secrets that can destroy us as a nation? they have infiltrated the western nations already: Leak: Communist Chinese Infiltrated West’s Pharma, Defense, Banks Do you understand now? people, wake the fuck up, stop listening to new Bolsheviks and use your brains! We are going Kafkaesque path and that is not good at all. We know what Bolsheviks have done, what Hitler has done. Let us NOT repeat this insanity. We are smarter than this, aren't we? fuck the politics, fuck the parties, let us save our nation!

    • throwaway 778

      throwaway 778

      14 dagen geleden

      Thanks for sharing

  48. Trevor Link

    Trevor Link

    14 dagen geleden

  49. Hestia A

    Hestia A

    14 dagen geleden

    That’s an insult to rats.

  50. James Kimble

    James Kimble

    14 dagen geleden

    Now there’s one ☝🏼 super smart ass

  51. Subreon


    14 dagen geleden

    this is like the darth vader redemption. he was "the chosen one" to take down the "sith" but was on their side in the darkest hours, then at the last possible moment, turned out to be "the chosen one" after all by ridding the "galaxy" of "imperial" evil. i guess you could say the bad guy did a backflip, snapped his own neck and saved the day.

  52. Ranjit Cherian

    Ranjit Cherian

    14 dagen geleden

    Should've been trumpanic

  53. Sun Dial

    Sun Dial

    14 dagen geleden

    TRUMP IS ETERNAL.........

  54. Sun Dial

    Sun Dial

    14 dagen geleden

    TRUMP IS ALMIGHTY GOD..🇺🇸🕇🇺🇸 GEORGIA STOLEN BY COMMUNISTS Fake Electoral College certification is INVALID..HUGE ELECTION FRAUD Biden STOLE the election...Trump easily WON with LEGAL way can a 700000 vote lead in PA disappear after 2 days even with mail in ballots unless foul play was used...HUGE suitcase of empty ballots suddenly pulled out from under a desk by a Democrat operative...and then stamped and counted as a vote for Biden PROVES beyond DOUBT.!!!..that Democrats used FRAUD on a MASSIVE SCALE to STEAL this Election They are now doing Massive FRAUD in Georgia by registering out of State people and students as Georgia residents so we know if Democrats win then it would be by FRAUD..which Liberal Judges are covering up. If only LEGAL votes were used Trump WON by atleast 400 Electoral College votes..Despite SCOTUS refusing to hear the FRAUD as stated by Texas AG by Majority decision..Americans will NEVER accept Biden as Legitimate and will always be regarded as a FAKE Potus TRUMP IS A LIVING GOD.🕇🇺🇸🕇🇺🇸 If you live in a Blue State and you voted for Biden..then STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LOCKDOWNS..Trump wanted to OPEN UP the Country but you MORONS voted for Biden...SO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.. AND STFU ....TRUMP IS GOD.🕇🇺🇸 TIME FOR CIVIL WAR..🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.....

  55. Pamela Batchelor

    Pamela Batchelor

    14 dagen geleden

    We deserve to know our government t can function and defend our democracy against this onslaught of treason insurrections

  56. Graham Morgan

    Graham Morgan

    14 dagen geleden

    Pity is that a lot of the RATS can swim. Just look at how the folks at FOX are spinning that last weeks events. Its all a free speech conspiracy to hear them. Not a shred of empathy from FOX for the people who died, Not a shred of decency with the White House flag at full mast. Sadly the GREAT SATAN that is the American Right (including FOX) is showing the whole world exactly what it stand for....HYPOCRACY

  57. Knyght Ryder

    Knyght Ryder

    14 dagen geleden

    OMG colbert your humor is lethal yo!! Never stop doing it Big Time !!!!

  58. elkwood8


    14 dagen geleden

    And you all still believe no show Biden got 80 million votes. More than Obama ever got! You all need to smoke another bowl!

  59. Sam Downer

    Sam Downer

    14 dagen geleden

    Hey I coined the Term Trumptanic months owe me Steve

  60. Yvonne Gonzales

    Yvonne Gonzales

    14 dagen geleden

    The Whitehouse is sinking

  61. Emma Madison

    Emma Madison

    14 dagen geleden

    Unbelievable Trump really disgraced the republican party

  62. Kevin C

    Kevin C

    14 dagen geleden

    Trump didn't accept the results of the last election, so its not surprising that he's doing the same in 2020. In the last election, after he lost the popular vote, he said that "millions of illegals" voted for Hillary without ever providing a shred of evidence.

  63. Bryan Potter

    Bryan Potter

    14 dagen geleden

    Trump is going to be like the titanic hes election is sunk in the ocean

  64. Johnny Lawrence

    Johnny Lawrence

    15 dagen geleden


  65. Phlegethon


    15 dagen geleden

    Stephen didn’t you call Hong Kong terrorists pro democracy activists? This is very pro democracy when it’s in America too

  66. david still

    david still

    15 dagen geleden

    Some of the 🐀 rats have jumped ship, but the one's that have caused the most harm are still clinging on to their own lies. Hopefully someone with a moral compass And an ounce of common sense can send the rest to prison for their crimes. If this were the year 1820 this matter would have already been resolved. Everyone deserves the right to free speech but to continually manipulate the facts and to tell outrageous lie after lie and then incite a riot...... Enough is enough.

  67. Michael Greene

    Michael Greene

    15 dagen geleden

    LOL! Thanks Stephen, I really needed that.

  68. spelunkerd


    15 dagen geleden

    Kind of alarming to see Chad Wolf, director of homeland security, resign with such a short time remaining. Last week he was asking Trump to denounce the chaos. I guess that conversation didn't go well.... In the meantime, with warnings of military style attacks on government buildings across the country, your fearless leader has cut off the head of the organization designed to keep everybody safe. Not smart.



    15 dagen geleden

    Guess who dressed as a girl to get on the life raft



    15 dagen geleden

    at least Nixon knew when he was beat, the way he left, in the end say what you will about him, in the end he did put America first, and it was right for President Ford to pardon him! my view

  71. Norman Silver

    Norman Silver

    15 dagen geleden

    Trump has been his own worst enemy. When I to the pot I'm taking a "Trump!"

  72. G-MA Laigo

    G-MA Laigo

    15 dagen geleden


  73. Charles League

    Charles League

    15 dagen geleden

    Love the name, and trump is exactly like that spoiled man in the movie haha

  74. Bera


    15 dagen geleden

    Trump as the Captain of the Trumptanic There isn't any iceberg. There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean. The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon. There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg. We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly. The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg. We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors. Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats. I really don't think we need that many lifeboats. We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship. Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg. I’m an expert on icebergs. I’ve got lots of friends who deal with icebergs. Some of the best. Really good people who know their ice and forms of berginess



      15 dagen geleden

      if only they painted the icebergs orange they could have melted faster



    15 dagen geleden

    It's not funny to make jokes about the Titanic, not only are you disrespecting the ship but the people who died and survived.



      15 dagen geleden

      it was stupidity that sank it, get real

  76. AndreCoelhoMatos


    15 dagen geleden

    Colbert’s name is on Jeffrey Epstein’s flight logs. He went to PEDO island. Https://

    • AndreCoelhoMatos


      14 dagen geleden

      ​@Benja Lucian Incorrect, Incorrect, Incorrect. First Hunter Biden dealings in Ukraine matter because WHILE JOE WAS VP his son was put in a foreign gas company as a director (earning 50K a month for 2 years, with no gas experience or Ukraine knowledge), then when a local prosecutor starts investigating it - Joe goes to Ukraine and threatens to cut funding to Ukraine if they don't fire the prosecutor. WATCH JOE BRAGGING ABOUT THAT Also - if the son of the President is a real pedophile, what does it say about his upbringing and values of their household. Joe himself has been accused of sexual misconducts and rape but mainstream media just sweeps that under a rug. Trump's failed? Have a read before this gets taken down - a list of highlights of his accomplishments - He delivered man, despite having the most opposition any president has faced. Ever. In the article you mentioned- he was just saying the judge was biased because of his political stance. This happened in 2016, right after he had made the famous comments about Mexico "not sending their best people to the US, and when illegal people where pouring through, those were not angels, but sometimes rapists and criminals" - of course a judge with Mexican heritage would've had an obvious biased against trump. He even says " I think it's great his parents are from Mexico and he's proud about that" Inciting violence the 6th of Jan? Dude, days before he was calling people to explicitly peacefully support him, the election was stolen (which was if you have doubts, and there's evidence of that). When things got out of hands (we are yet to discover the rioters which very much could be BLM or ANTIFA infiltrated), Trump put out a video telling people to peacefully go home and not to indulge in violence. The problem is we have ALL the mainstream media and big tech censoring the truth and blasting 24/7 that Trump is racist and violent. But he is not. Mainstream Media - Democrats - Big Tech have succeeded in silencing conservative right wing opinions deeming them as "hate speech". Closing Trump's twitter, bringing down Parler, fixing the algorithm searches, censoring stories,... these are really dark times. My comment will probably get taken down and maybe my account will be locked. But the truth will come out eventually

    • Benja Lucian

      Benja Lucian

      14 dagen geleden

      @AndreCoelhoMatos - not every rumor is worth investigating. People tell me that in a town hall meeting about budgeting the local school, if a man has heard the rumor that Martians have invaded the school, we should listen to him. Are you one of those ready to believe any ridiculous rumor? Hunter Biden isn't president, so sure, anyone interested in his antics can investigate him but why should I care? Job for locals, isn't it? Trump has totally failed as a president. He failed to build a wall, he failed to balance the budget, he failed to give us a low cost health care plan, he failed to bring companies back to the US to give Americans jobs, he made peace with our enemies the Taliban, Here is just one story of Trump being a racist - Trump also accused the American Muslims of celebrating 9/11. He was never able to provide the 'video' he said he saw and never apologized to them either. He incited violence at his rally before the insurrection. Weren't you watching it? He said they would never acccomplish their goals peacefully and then his son and Giuliani said to use force. And Trump backed them up. There you go.

    • AndreCoelhoMatos


      15 dagen geleden

      @Benja Lucian ok, but then if real journalists aren’t even allowed to investigate ‘rumors” and conservative media outlets keep being shut down by big tech, then all we have left is what a group of elite people tells us we should believe. What about those Hunter Biden’s naked photos with children dressed as prostitutes? That should be looked at. What about the statement from his business partner about dealings in Ukraine? The Biden laptop and email stories broken by the NY Times before election was censored bc it is true and compromises the left. Biden is corrupt and he is compromised by Ukraine and China. The U.S is digging a hole of which the country will not be able to recover- all because of their Trump Hate (they hate him because he has been able to do so much, kept his promises and delivered, unlike their failed presidents). They can say without basis he is racist all they want but show me one video of Trump being racist. (Like the one where Joe says you ain’t black if you don’t support him, or the one where he says “they”ll put you back in chains”). You can try to sping stuff trump said but show me one clip where he is outright racist..? They can say and repeat he incites violence, but WHEN did he do that? When? Other Dem leaders like Bill Clinton went to that Epstein island 24 times. Democrats don’t want to see the truth or they don’t want us to see the truth. They’re hiding dark stuff. Truth will not go away.

    • Benja Lucian

      Benja Lucian

      15 dagen geleden

      Any reason we should believe a twitter rumor?

  77. You Are A Fart Knocker

    You Are A Fart Knocker

    15 dagen geleden

    I clicked in already laughing at the thumbnail and was looking for the Facebook laughing emoji 🤣

  78. Vincent Lee

    Vincent Lee

    15 dagen geleden

    and Americans will continue to claim they are the greatest country in the history of the world with a straight face

  79. Frostbite76


    15 dagen geleden

    I can't believe those people rioted and burned innocent peoples businesses down! Smashed windows and killed people for just expressing their opinions! It's disgusting!

  80. Mary Rochefortt

    Mary Rochefortt

    15 dagen geleden

    As long as democrats prosecute blm rioters



      15 dagen geleden

      @Benja Lucian I think it sank in, yes it must of sank in, they should be ashamed of themselves to show such disrespect, So many paid the price for their rights, That is a sacred building , think hard at what they said was in the name of America, whose America, since when did a few threaten a sitting vice President, shameful , Mike Pence has every right to speak out

    • Benja Lucian

      Benja Lucian

      15 dagen geleden

      The rioters got arrested, never fear.

  81. podracer35


    15 dagen geleden

    I know Biden isn't a part of this joke, but I really want a "Don't let go, Jack" line

  82. The Brociopath

    The Brociopath

    15 dagen geleden

    Hi I'm Stephen Colbert. You might remember me from classics such as "those two minutes after South Park went off before switching back to Adult Swim." What am I doing now? Well aside from mocking American taxpayers and flying to Epstein Island with Tom Hanks, absolutely nothing productive.

  83. Herbert Gerbert

    Herbert Gerbert

    15 dagen geleden

    Yep. The Trumptardian army will face their day in court

  84. Jonathan Gibson

    Jonathan Gibson

    15 dagen geleden

    Who knew all BLM needed was Confederate flags and cops pose for selfies and President invites you to the White House and a riot? Clips of MAGA so-called ‘patriots’ beating police with American flags will NEVER get old. Now we stitch Cop Killer on backside of Trump’s crisp new Orange Jumper… I think Old German Script font.

  85. Jack


    15 dagen geleden

    Hey America! You wanted independence; how's that going for you?

  86. Grogery 1

    Grogery 1

    15 dagen geleden

    Trump did say he was going to run the country like he runs his business, straight into the ground!

  87. Mark Walker

    Mark Walker

    15 dagen geleden

    Stephen, if that's your Winnebago in the Walmart parking lot...they're doing snow removal tonight.

  88. Larue Kasey

    Larue Kasey

    15 dagen geleden

    Bullies for the last 4 years. Bullies.

  89. james mcknight

    james mcknight

    15 dagen geleden

    Did you know nance pelose and chuck shomer can be remove from office right now for making false accusations against the president of the United States Donald trump saying he started the rioting front of the capital when he didn't and everyone knows that he didn't.

  90. Carlos G102

    Carlos G102

    15 dagen geleden

    Kinda dark humor there but I like it.

  91. willis lester

    willis lester

    15 dagen geleden

    Trump was best for America

  92. cigarettefairy


    15 dagen geleden

    Guys when Trump goes to the Mexican boarder to “inspect the wall” he’s obviously going to go full Polanski and do a runner. Please warn everyone on Monday night SC!

  93. john Wellington III

    john Wellington III

    15 dagen geleden

    No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof



    15 dagen geleden

    They're just like "Guess I'll jump ship"

  95. Chris Sheehan

    Chris Sheehan

    15 dagen geleden

  96. medojanice


    15 dagen geleden

    it will be very interesting to see what happens when biden and the croonies take america down . what will the people say ? oh of course it was trumps fault . just like in canada whenever our narcissistic dictator wannabe nutjob pm screws up he goes after harper or anyone else he can blame for destroying canada

  97. Evelyn Cortez

    Evelyn Cortez

    15 dagen geleden

    Beware! Those suckers are known to find anything to hang on to. Especially Trump, with those tiny, maniacal hands of his... 👐

  98. Anne Duff

    Anne Duff

    15 dagen geleden

    Maybe this answers how the rioters got into the Capital building: (see Trump's facebook page on Jan 6 pm)WHILE THE RIOT WAS TAKING PLACEDonald J. Trump"Please support our Capitol Police and Law Enforcement. They are truly on the side of our Country. Stay peaceful!"

  99. Arch_Pendragon


    15 dagen geleden

    exactly, people finally jumping ship and "Publicly" showing this distaste for everything trump has done in the last 4 years is completely arbitrary and nothing more than self-preservation, my hope is that we remember, what side of the isle they stood on when the choices that mattered were being made, how they shielded and enabled many of the perversions that took place. Vote them out...not because of their political affiliation, but because of what they stood for... themselves.

  100. Jolly Blond Giant

    Jolly Blond Giant

    15 dagen geleden

    The band consists of Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and John "Not That" Kennedy