"UR SHORT, WELL YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM" | Blind date roast each other

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  1. Maria Konik

    Maria Konik

    10 dagen geleden

    I've got screenshots of half naked girls on my phone and I'm not even a lesbian, they're just pretty 🤷‍♀️

    • Joku Sekou

      Joku Sekou

      6 uur geleden

      Be honest with yourself

    • Laura S.

      Laura S.

      9 uur geleden

      I can appreciate a pretty woman too but I don't have any screenshots on my phone. 🤣🤣🤣

    • Handz


      9 uur geleden


    • kriston broom

      kriston broom

      10 uur geleden’re gay😂

    • Shalom tv

      Shalom tv

      17 uur geleden

      @Aba & Preach ttgg

  2. modest


    2 minuten geleden

    if my blind date got to go through my phone the date would be over before it started because my phone is 90% memes and shitposts lmao

  3. John Biodrowski

    John Biodrowski

    12 minuten geleden

    not even in the situation and I feel uncomfortable LOL

  4. J.k. Roberts

    J.k. Roberts

    27 minuten geleden

    She's maybe a 3 or 4 tops. An since I dont date guys due to her ....I'm in better shape than you attitude, an I got a son. Thats 3 strikes. Nuff said, SWIPE RIGHT. OPPS, hit the pound start collecting you one of many cats, good luck trying not to raise your son a simp or beta without a strong many in his life. Sucks to be her an she knows , so she goes on attack mode 24/7. Hit that wall pretty hard to be that mad at life little.girl. oh yea I'm 61 still benching 275 an nailing trim from 25 to 60. Men age like wine, women age like milk. Your SMV is shot. Maybe find a girlfriend instead. Sounds like it my suit you butch outlook on life. Hey guys enjoy your day. This is prime example of a BIG RED FLAG..

  5. A Meatball

    A Meatball

    34 minuten geleden

    Lmao 4:49 had me dying 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  6. freddy333ful


    34 minuten geleden

    Kevin Samuels is right again ladies. She's in shape, decent looking and young.... but women lose points for being an unwed single mother.

  7. Metalhead\m/


    35 minuten geleden

    Your battery is low charge your fucking phone 🤣🤣 Then he hits her with the “basic” jab

  8. Zero Commentary Gameplays

    Zero Commentary Gameplays

    45 minuten geleden

    short dudes be living that frogperspectivelife

  9. Symbol


    53 minuten geleden


  10. Desiny Smith

    Desiny Smith

    Uur geleden

    Why’s she going in for no reason..?

  11. Amazon FBA Private Label Show Podcast

    Amazon FBA Private Label Show Podcast

    Uur geleden

    This chick is a 4 and she thinks she's a 10. And she's got a kid so make her a 2

  12. Conner Holt

    Conner Holt

    Uur geleden

    Online dating gives wayyyy too much power to average women

  13. MrWilliamsboy1


    Uur geleden

    Aye yo I rock wit y’all but when y’all called ole girl used for being a single moms that shit was wild bro....It’s like y’all dissed the whole hoods Moms

  14. FrostL


    2 uur geleden

    he should have ended it with well at lest you got a date out of it

  15. Natoya Abiola

    Natoya Abiola

    2 uur geleden

    The dude sounds like Ray

  16. shortyylu


    2 uur geleden

    Yes it is shady it’s weirddddd

  17. shortyylu


    2 uur geleden

    I don’t keep pics of guys or other ppl THATS CREEPYYYYYYYY

  18. Jon Rooney

    Jon Rooney

    2 uur geleden

    My dude in the video is hilarious

  19. shortyylu


    2 uur geleden

    Wtf May I interest you in some fornication WTF😂

  20. Nkemjo


    2 uur geleden

    It’s funny because the majority of women I have spoken with told me that women don’t like when muscular guys post selfies unless it’s like a topless pic on the beach with friends etc. Then why are they all posting very skimpy photos online?

  21. Carrie T

    Carrie T

    3 uur geleden

    I just came for Preach's laugh 😂

  22. Anna MacKiggan

    Anna MacKiggan

    3 uur geleden

    Youes are pure entertaining. Keep up the good work. Danny Bhoy is Scottish though. Xxx

  23. bryce lace

    bryce lace

    3 uur geleden

    that button up is sick as fuck

  24. Lo En

    Lo En

    3 uur geleden

    Wow this comment section is a mess...That girl was a bitch. Yes, nobody is trying to say that she wasn't and she deserved all the shade that dude gave her and even more. But what we're not gonna do is hate on all women or all single mothers and drag them through the dirt because she happened to also be a single mother AND a stuck up bitch. You people in the comments just wanna take every chance you get to hate on women. Single mothers also deserve to be in loving relationshipsand date, just like single fathers do. Not every single mother is like her. It's weird that you have to say these things, because people really do love to generalize all people over one bad example. Also stop assuming shit about her, that just makes you look dumb. Again, she was fucking rude and bitchy. But assuming she's a homewrecker, saying she shouldn't date because she has a kid and all that other stuff is just outright bullshit. I agree that she shouldn't date, but not because she has a kid, but because she should work on her attitude before meeting other people. Other single women with kids can and should date without being constantly shamed for it. Because why is nobody out here shaming the dudes that leave their kids and the women they impreganted and then go out and sleep around? Should they also stay single until their kid has grown up? It takes two to make a baby, so hold both parties accountable and up to the same standards. You can hold her accountable for being rude and bitchy, but don't talk shit in the comments about other single mothers. That's just disgusting.

  25. Jeff Palmer

    Jeff Palmer

    4 uur geleden

    It’s funny how she thinks he is being harsher on her than she was on him - the levels of entitlement and delusion she has are extraordinary.

  26. BustGutsOG


    4 uur geleden

    That bitch is built like a step van.

  27. Robert Jones

    Robert Jones

    4 uur geleden

    I don't think it's possible to be racist against the Irish... because Irish is not a race. The prejudice I guess would be "culturist". The above terms are used with a characteristic of prejudice in mind. The opposite of these two are people whom are interested in racialism or culturalism; for instance anthroplogists can be considered to be both racialists and culturalists (people that actively search out and study these domains in depth). Just some random FYI.

  28. Super Straight & Super White LGBT member

    Super Straight & Super White LGBT member

    5 uur geleden

    She is overweight and a single mama. A baby mama. A home wrecker. And she talks down to him.... She would be *lucky* if anyone would pick such a mess up

  29. Shocke89


    5 uur geleden

    ok... the trans needs to just pick a gender.....either it's a girl or a boy... quit trying to be both. secondly she/he/it has issues when it's trying to act like it's butch.

  30. Mario Saint

    Mario Saint

    6 uur geleden

    “Whole baby” Is African American vernacular ijs

  31. bahama Boy

    bahama Boy

    8 uur geleden

    This was a very good content I enjoyed this one 😂😂

  32. Regina Margarete

    Regina Margarete

    8 uur geleden

    I love Aba's shirt so much the pomegranate prints are so beautiful!

  33. Tommy Kreitz

    Tommy Kreitz

    9 uur geleden

    "your battery is low as fuck"

  34. P C

    P C

    9 uur geleden

    Half of y'all roasting her for being a single mum and you all got stepdad's lol....or raised by single mums

  35. MorphicStates


    9 uur geleden

    You guys are funnier than the video your reacting to.

  36. HERU13


    11 uur geleden

    My favorite duo on NLcameras!!! You guys should have a television 📺 show as well💯💯💯🍕🍕🍕

  37. Chubaka


    11 uur geleden

    This channel should be called Coleslaw & Beans because my sides bro

  38. Carlo Larose

    Carlo Larose

    12 uur geleden

    Said he was pushing the sled wrong. She was taking the birth control wrong...

  39. Collin T

    Collin T

    12 uur geleden

    A whole one not half of one! lol!

  40. Sleepy Weeb

    Sleepy Weeb

    13 uur geleden

    omg he was HURT hurt, the moment he touched her phone “You’re batteries low as fuuuuuck charge your phoone 😒” HAHAHAHAHA

  41. Collin T

    Collin T

    13 uur geleden

    yep, taoseach got do you get tea-shock from that? mostly it's just, how is it spelled and how is it pronounced.

  42. Manuel Silva

    Manuel Silva

    14 uur geleden

    7:10 that brawny bitch is wildin thats the most goated starter

  43. Austin Harp Fitness

    Austin Harp Fitness

    14 uur geleden

    One thing that bugs the shit out of me is judging people that go to the gym. You are making fun of someone who is trying to better their life ?

  44. R M

    R M

    16 uur geleden

    *Preach you ain't neva lied!!! i've been saying for YEARS that my mom has 'burner/dealer phones' 'cause she goes through phones like hotcakes!!! seriously!!! Lol* 😂 📳🔥

  45. risky bidness

    risky bidness

    16 uur geleden

    you want to go through my phone? great! be sure to clean it after you put your mouth close to it... its a flip phone, no pictures, no texts, no messages, but hey,,,knock your lights out...

  46. Nickname


    16 uur geleden


  47. Michael Hice

    Michael Hice

    17 uur geleden

    She fired the first salvo of muskets, he went, "So be it..." and went and got the ac-130! XD

  48. BahamaStar ETK

    BahamaStar ETK

    18 uur geleden

    I am 5"9 and proud

  49. C_Dubbzz *

    C_Dubbzz *

    18 uur geleden

    I hope that guy got paid for this lmao

  50. Nick Howard

    Nick Howard

    19 uur geleden

    I'm dying...😂 I'm irish

  51. diosyntaxa


    19 uur geleden

    If that was her being nice she basically just shoved a big red flag in his face because that was in no way nice...

  52. trying again

    trying again

    19 uur geleden

    i mean...there's no good way to directly ask for sex. "Can I interest you in some fornication"

  53. jmr1068204


    20 uur geleden

    She things he was 'really rude' and she was 'really nice' and she actually...wasn't? She's full of herself, has a kid with no daddy and the guy is probably mooching off from parents. Both are a disaster. Having your 'own business' is nothing. Some people say that and they're also the only employee of their business. It also is ran out of their house because they don't have their own business area to run said business from. Both of them need work. As we all do, because we're imperfect humans.

  54. BoomBoomBro 101

    BoomBoomBro 101

    21 uur geleden

    13:31 Actually guys 5'10" and under are jumping to be 6'

  55. Mr. T

    Mr. T

    21 uur geleden

    You guys have me in tears...subscribed. 👍

  56. I Dk

    I Dk

    21 uur geleden

    You got these man shoulders AND u got a baby??!” Lmaoo

  57. Not Gunna Do It

    Not Gunna Do It

    21 uur geleden

    i have a money machine i call my kid. anyone who calls their a kid (a young goat) is a narcissist.

  58. Not Gunna Do It

    Not Gunna Do It

    21 uur geleden

    her SMV is low low low. a whole baby and those ducking king kong shoulders. i can't do masculine built men-women. it's a massive turn off.

  59. Not Gunna Do It

    Not Gunna Do It

    21 uur geleden

    you guys this was fucking great!!! omg so fucking funny. you got a whole kid. jebus bad ass. first thing i look for. i'm wealthy, own businesses, educated and No baggage. i certainly don't want yours.

  60. Seth Magnuson

    Seth Magnuson

    22 uur geleden

    They really made a D&D joke lmao I love these guys!!!!!!!

  61. trailtrs1


    22 uur geleden

    She’s going after him and here she is a single mom. Lol. Nobody wants to raise someone else’s baby. She should have stuck with the guy that got her pregnant but was probably too narcissistic, so she’s going to torment the soul of that son by dragging tons of dingle men through his life. Raise your kid lady, then ho out and date

  62. Monkey D Meme

    Monkey D Meme

    23 uur geleden

    *Guy gets phone* first thing he says: you're battery's low af. charge your phone. Lmao

  63. kashyap k

    kashyap k

    23 uur geleden

    she said no to second date in a rush to avoid getting dumped by him.

  64. Migo Migo

    Migo Migo

    23 uur geleden

    Are you guys gay ?

  65. Franc Dollar

    Franc Dollar

    Dag geleden

    She didn’t even dry her hair before showing up come on now girl lay off the shade

  66. naanstop


    Dag geleden

    I can see why she is single after having a kid and going on youtube shows to get a guy lol

  67. Peter Raab

    Peter Raab

    Dag geleden

    Basically, girls fart on pillows and Burie their faces in in them and BREATH IN.

  68. Shane Haney

    Shane Haney

    Dag geleden

    Dude on the right knows who he is! He's a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!

  69. Alexan G

    Alexan G

    Dag geleden

    Government must stop supporting single mothers. That is what you get

  70. Eazy_Lifeb TV

    Eazy_Lifeb TV

    Dag geleden

    Love this video.

  71. krunk485


    Dag geleden

    "May I interest you in some fornication" Best line ever. This guy is hilarious. She needs some bandages for those 3rd degree burns.

  72. Arturo Plays

    Arturo Plays

    Dag geleden

    Preach look like he belong in back to the future 2

  73. Joe Martins

    Joe Martins

    Dag geleden

    Fat, judgemental, superficial and a single mother, everything a 50shades millioner is looking for in a woman 🤣🤣🤣🤯

  74. Chaos2029


    Dag geleden

    This woman is gargantuan and it’s not a good thing

    • Amazon FBA Private Label Show Podcast

      Amazon FBA Private Label Show Podcast

      Uur geleden

      She's built like a linebacker

  75. NG H

    NG H

    Dag geleden

    If he chooses to tie his masculinity to something she happens to know a lot about and she questions his fitness technique, she's not emasculating him. He should stop using fitness as a proxy for masculinity.

  76. shakracon


    Dag geleden

    Her frame is very unattractive.

  77. TheJpmuzz


    Dag geleden

    O'Neal doesn't sound Iris? Please don't make me unsubscribe to your channel

  78. best TALL

    best TALL

    Dag geleden

    She calls him creepy for having half naked photos of women only to find out she has her own half naked pictures. Women can be something else..... 😂

  79. The Valueman

    The Valueman

    Dag geleden

    The double standard is real

  80. EARLB TV


    Dag geleden

    Crazy part is after they made this video she took down all those half naked photos

  81. Will M

    Will M

    Dag geleden

    9:20 is the only reason this "dating" show exists. It is so dumb. Women couldn't begin to understand what its like to be a man and they don't have the patience or logic to start.

  82. Gucci Slippers

    Gucci Slippers

    Dag geleden

    She look too manly to be acting stuck up

  83. Joe Dick

    Joe Dick

    Dag geleden

    Once she made that comment about his height he knew he had no chance and was free to be honest.

  84. Dylan Coleman

    Dylan Coleman

    Dag geleden

    I don’t want no used womb

  85. Dylan Coleman

    Dylan Coleman

    Dag geleden

    She’s not attractive

  86. Petrol head

    Petrol head

    Dag geleden

    Her: "You're shorter than me" ='s *you're dismissed*. Him: "You have a whole baby" ='s *that's way 'worse' than my height difference in comparison for his wants, now you're dismissed*. Her, "You're creepy having naked pictures of women on your phone". He looks at her phone, and she had her interpretation of 'naked' photos of herself and had posted them on instagram for men and women to see and probably use for free. So she gives out free soft porn of herself to the public and has lots of soft porn of herself on her phone. But he's the creepy one for maybe five screenshots of not actually naked women... Right... Okay...

  87. MrSpartanspud


    Dag geleden

    If Danny Boy is who I think he is then he is actually Scottish which makes you double racist. Checkmate. 😎

  88. MtherFuker94 YT

    MtherFuker94 YT

    Dag geleden

    This is what basic women do... they belittle men and but don't stop to realize they're more basic the the man themselves. They need to learn to wake up

  89. kidprep


    Dag geleden

    Could you imagine if a dude...any dude had a million selfies and pics of himself half naked all up on his phone. And only like one pic of his child but a million half naked selfies of himself. And imagine if a girl went through his phone and seen that shit.Could you just imagine that at all?

  90. ShadowR1


    Dag geleden

    Women dog tf out of men and claim their being nice. Guys dont date single moms. They're not worth it

  91. kidprep


    Dag geleden

    3:30 Thats like someone saying, "try not to crash my car" and then the person driving responds "well you should of had insurance on it"

  92. King Cannibus9

    King Cannibus9

    Dag geleden

    Just here to make a comment. "Yoooo" okay comment made lol

  93. taco_de_muerte


    Dag geleden

    Okay This is just room raiders lmao

  94. taco_de_muerte


    Dag geleden

    That lil nigga went ooooff lmao

  95. James Turner

    James Turner

    Dag geleden

    He was being nice. I would have made her cry.

  96. Passport Bro-RedPill

    Passport Bro-RedPill

    Dag geleden

    That was hypocritical as hell for her to judge him for having that photo of the woman with her ass out when she had numerous photos of herself with her ass out. IN YOUR FACE hypocrisy.

  97. Eileen Johnson

    Eileen Johnson

    Dag geleden

    I’ve been watching you guy’s for a while in Facebook and I love your videos! I’m officially subscribed now 😆 You guys keep me laughing 😂 💙

  98. Warren Gardiner

    Warren Gardiner

    Dag geleden

    Aba play's Warlock.

  99. Nate


    Dag geleden

    bro idk if the vid was a competition but she definitely fucking won