HumorThings We Do When Nobody Is Looking! | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy Michael McIntyreGepubliceerd op 8 dagen geledenWeergaven 419K 4,1K DownloadWatch Michael McIntyre's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!www.netflix.com/title/81258970?s=i&trkid=13747225.Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/Facebook: TheMichaelMcIntyre/Twitter: @McInTweetReacties Maisha Alam2 uur geleden9:13 then feel angry but also they watch the time with a thankful angry smile🤣🤣Maisha Alam2 uur geleden8:57 also I hope🤣🤣🤣🤣Maisha Alam2 uur geleden8:33 I faced the situation multiple time and I thought ''do they think I look like an annoying ghost??''Maisha Alam2 uur geleden6:20 it's true ''the conversation is over for a very long time'' because of my anger & disgusting feeling that the situation might come again 🤣🤣Jamie Vee20 uur geleden6:22 See I’m the kind of person that if I get spat on during conversations, it it’s a close friend I will just wipe it off, maybe throw in a verbal indicator like “thanks for the spit” or I just wipe it away and keep going XDJean mendesDag geledenI love him !!!! Normal routine things we do but the way he explains it is amazing.!!!!!Vinnie BoombadzDag geledenWhat if everyone is lookingAmanda RichardsDag geledenMany moons ago, when I was at boarding school getting ready for the breakfast bell to go off, I wasn't feeling very well when the girl in the cubicle opposite mine asked me what the time was. I looked at my clock and then answered her but when she thanked me I could see her give me a confused look. When we were in the dining hall, standing by our tables waiting to be given leave to sit, I passed out and then taken back to my dorm when I came to. While lying in bed, the girl I gave the time to came up to me afterwards, laughing, saying she thought there was something up with me when I gave her the time. I asked her why and she said that I told her it was 5 minutes passed 20 passed 6 instead of just saying it was 25 passed 6. In my sick state I didn't even realise I had done that 😂Rock girl18 uur geledeni got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...Hanna SolisDag geledenHe looks like Tweedledee and TweedledumRock girl18 uur geledenWell you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂Katie BrewerDag geledenI'm never that subtle. If someone spits on me, I wipe it off and laugh about itLaurine KeilyDag geledenMichael has given me a daily dose of laughter ever since COVID began. He has helped me through a very depressing and difficult time and I thank him everyday as I watch his videos. Thanks Michael, you’re a living legend! I love you and your funny actions and faces! 💓Elor YosnakDag geleden"You do it, take it and leave" I'm dieingVanessa ClausenDag geledenI'll say "no your wrong, it's just a test" from now on when I'm asking for directions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣bocoy noiuDag geledenHe is The Best!Marl TebbuttDag geledenLike laugh at your unfunny gigs mushbocoy noiuDag geledenThis video caused me obesity.Susan Clements2 dagen geledenLove him so funny.Knork Ster2 dagen geledenBrrr, that guy is no way funny. And he´s gay. Don´t like that.Jess2 dagen geledensingle handedly saving 2020.Herr Schmidt2 dagen geledenmust be the tamest Brit i ever witnessedRock girl2 dagen geledenImagine spitting on someone's face now.....😅L.A.Sharp2 dagen geledenPopcorn at the movies always goes down the front of my blouse.....ALWAYS!!Klutzy Ninja Kitty2 dagen geledenThe popcorn bit is just Ellen Degeneres’ joke but not as funny. The rest was funny, though.Dark Justice2 dagen geledenLol right after one about jeff toobin zoom call. LolLaura Gadille2 dagen geledenWell you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂Rock girl2 dagen geledenAs funny as cancerKronk2 dagen geledeni got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts3 dagen geledenI'm a twizzler! Being five foot has its advantages. Well, maybe just the one.Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts3 dagen geledenDefinitely one of our finest humans.Francis W3 dagen geledenThis video caused me obesity.Hermien van der Meijden3 dagen geledenHe is The Best!bcvbb hyui3 dagen geledenIs this just me?... When I get pins and needles, they make me laugh really hard!ceerw buty3 dagen geledenI love micheal with a passion, I really wanna meet himkate carew3 dagen geledenLiteral godsend of a human 🙏🏻bcvbb hyui3 dagen geledenAhhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!Cynthia Johnson3 dagen geledenFunny, funny, funny!bcvbb hyui3 dagen geledenwho thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.Mar Ggg4 dagen geledenThis is not comedybcvbb hyui3 dagen geledenaaaah my favourite comedianNiki Havens4 dagen geledenYou made my day with your humor! Thank you!ceerw buty3 dagen geledenGENIUS!Ma. Julia Amon4 dagen geledenOh My Ghaaad I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣William Yale4 dagen geledenAs funny as cancerCleo Will4 dagen geleden😂😂nieooj gotoy4 dagen geledenYeah! One I haven’t seen before. Although I am happy to rewatch Michael over and over.Deborah Duthie4 dagen geledenAfter serious illness, I had to stop work. From then on, no clocks or timepieces in my home have had the correct time. My cars clock can’t tell between Daylight Saving Hours to Grenache Mean Time and the car battery was recently replaced so that correct time for half of the year also blinks non stop. Watches have always done strange speeding round and round until it’s back to the repair shop. Probably best not to ask me the time or directions. I am here, I don’t know where you want to go. I was lost while trying to go home but that doesn’t happen often. “Time matters to some of us, some of the time”is a saying.Richy-J4 dagen geledenmicael mcintyre has a twin in north koria lolDaniel Cannon4 dagen geledenAbout the pins and needles, I was in school a few years ago, we were sat on the floor and I got very bad pins and needles, so much so that I actually fell over.Monika Nejman4 dagen geledenI love it absolutely 🤣🤣🤣 everything is so perfectly normal and funny 🤣🤣Timberlyn Miles4 dagen geledenLet's be real, I don't flick one or two pieces of popcorn in the general direction of my mouth. I grab the biggest handful I possibly can and try to shove that all in my mouth at once. My fiance is truly shocked at how much popcorn I can put away and so am I to be honest. It's scary.Melissa BakerDag geledenSame......🐽😁Margarida FerreiraDag geledenThat is the only way to correctly eat popcorn! 😁Hayley France2 dagen geledenI don’t just do this in private, no no, I do it whenever I eat popcorn wether people can see me or not. Take me as I am with all my flaws on the way I eat popcorn lolLaura Gadille2 dagen geledenMe tooSlashley gibbins5 dagen geledenI did a flubber in someone’s face when I was a kid. The wind was blowing really hard so I ejected my spit at him expecting it to disappear with the wind but it landed right on his chops.Natalie Grazin5 dagen geledenwho thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.Kerran325 dagen geledenAhhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!Katarzyna Mórdas-Żylińska5 dagen geledenaaaah my favourite comedianRowena Preston5 dagen geledenGENIUS!Rowena Preston5 dagen geledenGENIUS!Rowena Preston5 dagen geledenGENIUS!natta one5 dagen geledenMichael is one of the funniest men out there and I love that he doesn't swear 🤬 definitely my favorite comedian ❤️❤️❤️❤️Rowena Preston5 dagen geledenGENIUS!Nick Winz5 dagen geledenNobody’s lips are being spat on in 2020! 😷rlbarney25 dagen geleden6:03 - no I will address it. It's the one time I can say to someone "Say it, don't spray it; I want the news, not the weather." ;-)Julie F5 dagen geledenFucking fabulously written. Where do you get your browser settingsSarah Berry5 dagen geledenI thought this was a Ted talk and I was like...what's the point of this talk again? Then I realized it was a stand up comedy show 🤦♀️M Lewis5 dagen geledenThis is my allll time favorite comedian!!!!! Every time I push the button on my keys to open the boot from a few feet away I think of him and laugh!TiptronicSS5 dagen geledenOh man, I can't believe how accurate these descriptions are. Things you do, prolly notice, but are actually weird. This man's content isn't gold. It's diamond.Lisa McWilliams5 dagen geledenHahahahaha @twizzleBrooke Martin6 dagen geledenYou got the time pal?. I know that 3 months ago it was 2. 😄taylor veldhuis6 dagen geledenThe thing is michael we have a phone that tell us the time and also where we need to go WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THERE 2 DECADES 😂😂😂Pink Magic Ali6 dagen geledenI maintain that treating on your own foot eases pins and needles way faster.eric bush6 dagen geledenHilarious that awkward time thing though just was was eating popcorn the other day life stuff we all have to a thru hilariousbocoy noiu5 dagen geledenWhy is Mr. McIntyre funny? Because he just says funny stuff. Doesn't do political garbage.Zoe Thomson6 dagen geledenI remember seeing a post that described pins and needles as TV static and... yeah. That's exactly what it isbocoy noiu5 dagen geledenNice decade old ellen degeneres bit hereIwashita6 dagen geledenIrritating manJamie Wakefield21 uur geledenThen dont watch it 😱Jeff Aller6 dagen geledenI'm sure this guy is funny if I could understand what he's saying.Tim Travasos6 dagen geledenAll so true. Skip the manners and tell people the truth.Pastel Gamercorn6 dagen geledenHilarious! 😂Exotic_Manticore6 dagen geledenOh my lord this was so funny I almost chocked on my own laugh!!!bocoy noiu6 dagen geledenAnother big thank you for bringing more laughter to my life.Heather Hudson6 dagen geledenHe's lovely isn't he.Rin C.6 dagen geledenI dont think ive ever announced pins and needles. But yeah walking on it is so weird and difficultbestdamnalex7 dagen geledenWait, with the spitting... seriously? I mean, that happens to everyone (not even with Ps and Ts in words or whatever) but whenever that happens to me, I say "Oh I think I just spit lol" and the other person says its ok and you have a laugh and move on. O_obocoy noiu6 dagen geledensafe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺Rahul J7 dagen geledenProbably the best in the businessNikos Mansolas7 dagen geledenHelps us during tought times , a true gent as well no swearing or dirty jokes needed with himG Black2 dagen geleden10:01Gwenyverre King6 dagen geledenUmmmmm are we talking about the same guy 😂Jonathan Whitmore7 dagen geledenI love his jokes as they are super relatable.J Darling7 dagen geledenNice decade old ellen degeneres bit hereRube Waddell7 dagen geledenWhy is Mr. McIntyre funny? Because he just says funny stuff. Doesn't do political garbage.Karina Flower7 dagen geledenDo Brits truly get freaked out by a stranger talking to them? They always say this.ixlnxs2 dagen geledenHeavens! I cannot believe you are addressing me so directly. I don't believe we have met before, or have been introduced properly? Pardon my shock. What was your question?Emma Jardine5 dagen geledenLondoners do. Oop north, we're a little less freaked out bymissmsquare6 dagen geledenI do sometimes especially on public transport.Imdad Rahman7 dagen geledenI think middle class Michael taking the bus *was* the jokeSonya Gomez7 dagen geledenSo funnyr .Irvine7 dagen geledenFunny how the audience laughter rises and falls all at the same time.Aleia Truman7 dagen geledenBeing spat on has a different meaning these days 😷😨P.A M7 dagen geledenMore tears in my eyes than when my hamster dieddreamhobbiz7 dagen geledenEither you stand, or you twizzle. How true! 🤣Sky7 dagen geledenIt's four am. I'm eating cheese on my sofa. I need sleep. I'm an insomniac but I could sleep rn. Instead I'm eating cheese and laughing. What must my neighbours think😂A. R7 dagen geledenMicheal on the bus . Uh huhh . 🤣🤣🤣Min Wade7 dagen geledenThank you for the laughs. In Australia when someone accidentally “sprays you in spittle”during a convo. We usually say “I wanted to hear the news, not the weather” LOL. Stay safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺MrRooney18254 minuten geleden😂😂😂😂😂Rebecca Fowler6 dagen geledenSay it don't spray it😂TKPS7 dagen geledenTrue. We've never really been backwards in coming forward.Di B7 dagen geledenIf someone spits on me while speaking to me, I’d say “ what the heck, you just spat on me! “ no one would be in any doubt.....I’d never just say nothing......pobat73 pobat7 dagen geledenThese people laugh over the stupidest, boring jokes!!!Bre Cruz7 dagen geledenBrilliant!Eugenie E7 dagen geledenI love him. I love him. I love him.Lia Bollin7 dagen geledenThat transition tho😂😂😂Buc Whovian7 dagen geledenI was in Leeds with some friends before lockdown and just yelled at the group as a whole the name of the pub we were going to while looking at while it was on my phone, and a stranger told me it was the other way (didn’t even ask them BTW they just told me). I didn’t want to say he was wrong so I just said “thanks” made a real effort to check it on my phone, while continuing to walk in the other direction, hoping he would think it wasn’t me saying he was wrong, it was my phone!siLVa ™️7 dagen geledenThis doesn’t disappoint nlcameras.info/wiki/b2zJcqeWmpbgmHo/videoR G7 dagen geledenThe only comedian who consistently makes you laugh from common everyday matters. Michael is hilarious!!NayDag geledenMost of it can even work all across the world. The last bit on directions for instance, i cant imagine a senegalese, colombian, russian german or whatever that didn't at least think about it.S Nob7 dagen geledenSo great to have a laugh at the end of another day during lockdown when there's nothing else to laugh about... Thank you, MM!Wenche Karlskov8 dagen geleden😂MaRa Eickermann8 dagen geledenJust what I needed today 👍🏻💖🤣krazykara8 dagen geledenWow how much you understand and know the human being behavior!