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Things We Do When Nobody Is Looking! | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

Watch Michael McIntyre's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
www.netflix.com/title/81258970?s=i&trkid=13747225
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: TheMichaelMcIntyre/
Twitter: @McInTweet

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  1. Maisha Alam

    Maisha Alam

    2 uur geleden

    9:13 then feel angry but also they watch the time with a thankful angry smile🤣🤣

  2. Maisha Alam

    Maisha Alam

    2 uur geleden

    8:57 also I hope🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. Maisha Alam

    Maisha Alam

    2 uur geleden

    8:33 I faced the situation multiple time and I thought ''do they think I look like an annoying ghost??''

  4. Maisha Alam

    Maisha Alam

    2 uur geleden

    6:20 it's true ''the conversation is over for a very long time'' because of my anger & disgusting feeling that the situation might come again 🤣🤣

  5. Jamie Vee

    Jamie Vee

    20 uur geleden

    6:22 See I’m the kind of person that if I get spat on during conversations, it it’s a close friend I will just wipe it off, maybe throw in a verbal indicator like “thanks for the spit” or I just wipe it away and keep going XD

  6. Jean mendes

    Jean mendes

    Dag geleden

    I love him !!!! Normal routine things we do but the way he explains it is amazing.!!!!!

  7. Vinnie Boombadz

    Vinnie Boombadz

    Dag geleden

    What if everyone is looking

  8. Amanda Richards

    Amanda Richards

    Dag geleden

    Many moons ago, when I was at boarding school getting ready for the breakfast bell to go off, I wasn't feeling very well when the girl in the cubicle opposite mine asked me what the time was. I looked at my clock and then answered her but when she thanked me I could see her give me a confused look. When we were in the dining hall, standing by our tables waiting to be given leave to sit, I passed out and then taken back to my dorm when I came to. While lying in bed, the girl I gave the time to came up to me afterwards, laughing, saying she thought there was something up with me when I gave her the time. I asked her why and she said that I told her it was 5 minutes passed 20 passed 6 instead of just saying it was 25 passed 6. In my sick state I didn't even realise I had done that 😂

    • Rock girl

      Rock girl

      18 uur geleden

      i got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...

  9. Hanna Solis

    Hanna Solis

    Dag geleden

    He looks like Tweedledee and Tweedledum

    • Rock girl

      Rock girl

      18 uur geleden

      Well you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂

  10. Katie Brewer

    Katie Brewer

    Dag geleden

    I'm never that subtle. If someone spits on me, I wipe it off and laugh about it

  11. Laurine Keily

    Laurine Keily

    Dag geleden

    Michael has given me a daily dose of laughter ever since COVID began. He has helped me through a very depressing and difficult time and I thank him everyday as I watch his videos. Thanks Michael, you’re a living legend! I love you and your funny actions and faces! 💓

  12. Elor Yosnak

    Elor Yosnak

    Dag geleden

    "You do it, take it and leave" I'm dieing

  13. Vanessa Clausen

    Vanessa Clausen

    Dag geleden

    I'll say "no your wrong, it's just a test" from now on when I'm asking for directions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • bocoy noiu

      bocoy noiu

      Dag geleden

      He is The Best!

  14. Marl Tebbutt

    Marl Tebbutt

    Dag geleden

    Like laugh at your unfunny gigs mush

    • bocoy noiu

      bocoy noiu

      Dag geleden

      This video caused me obesity.

  15. Susan Clements

    Susan Clements

    2 dagen geleden

    Love him so funny.

  16. Knork Ster

    Knork Ster

    2 dagen geleden

    Brrr, that guy is no way funny. And he´s gay. Don´t like that.

  17. Jess

    Jess

    2 dagen geleden

    single handedly saving 2020.

  18. Herr Schmidt

    Herr Schmidt

    2 dagen geleden

    must be the tamest Brit i ever witnessed

  19. Rock girl

    Rock girl

    2 dagen geleden

    Imagine spitting on someone's face now.....😅

  20. L.A.Sharp

    L.A.Sharp

    2 dagen geleden

    Popcorn at the movies always goes down the front of my blouse.....ALWAYS!!

  21. Klutzy Ninja Kitty

    Klutzy Ninja Kitty

    2 dagen geleden

    The popcorn bit is just Ellen Degeneres’ joke but not as funny. The rest was funny, though.

  22. Dark Justice

    Dark Justice

    2 dagen geleden

    Lol right after one about jeff toobin zoom call. Lol

  23. Laura Gadille

    Laura Gadille

    2 dagen geleden

    Well you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂

    • Rock girl

      Rock girl

      2 dagen geleden

      As funny as cancer

  24. Kronk

    Kronk

    2 dagen geleden

    i got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...

  25. Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts

    Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts

    3 dagen geleden

    I'm a twizzler! Being five foot has its advantages. Well, maybe just the one.

  26. Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts

    Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts

    3 dagen geleden

    Definitely one of our finest humans.

  27. Francis W

    Francis W

    3 dagen geleden

    This video caused me obesity.

  28. Hermien van der Meijden

    Hermien van der Meijden

    3 dagen geleden

    He is The Best!

  29. bcvbb hyui

    bcvbb hyui

    3 dagen geleden

    Is this just me?... When I get pins and needles, they make me laugh really hard!

  30. ceerw buty

    ceerw buty

    3 dagen geleden

    I love micheal with a passion, I really wanna meet him

  31. kate carew

    kate carew

    3 dagen geleden

    Literal godsend of a human 🙏🏻

    • bcvbb hyui

      bcvbb hyui

      3 dagen geleden

      Ahhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!

  32. Cynthia Johnson

    Cynthia Johnson

    3 dagen geleden

    Funny, funny, funny!

    • bcvbb hyui

      bcvbb hyui

      3 dagen geleden

      who thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.

  33. Mar Ggg

    Mar Ggg

    4 dagen geleden

    This is not comedy

    • bcvbb hyui

      bcvbb hyui

      3 dagen geleden

      aaaah my favourite comedian

  34. Niki Havens

    Niki Havens

    4 dagen geleden

    You made my day with your humor! Thank you!

    • ceerw buty

      ceerw buty

      3 dagen geleden

      GENIUS!

  35. Ma. Julia Amon

    Ma. Julia Amon

    4 dagen geleden

    Oh My Ghaaad I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  36. William Yale

    William Yale

    4 dagen geleden

    As funny as cancer

  37. Cleo Will

    Cleo Will

    4 dagen geleden

    😂😂

  38. nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy

    4 dagen geleden

    Yeah! One I haven’t seen before. Although I am happy to rewatch Michael over and over.

  39. Deborah Duthie

    Deborah Duthie

    4 dagen geleden

    After serious illness, I had to stop work. From then on, no clocks or timepieces in my home have had the correct time. My cars clock can’t tell between Daylight Saving Hours to Grenache Mean Time and the car battery was recently replaced so that correct time for half of the year also blinks non stop. Watches have always done strange speeding round and round until it’s back to the repair shop. Probably best not to ask me the time or directions. I am here, I don’t know where you want to go. I was lost while trying to go home but that doesn’t happen often. “Time matters to some of us, some of the time”is a saying.

  40. Richy-J

    Richy-J

    4 dagen geleden

    micael mcintyre has a twin in north koria lol

  41. Daniel Cannon

    Daniel Cannon

    4 dagen geleden

    About the pins and needles, I was in school a few years ago, we were sat on the floor and I got very bad pins and needles, so much so that I actually fell over.

  42. Monika Nejman

    Monika Nejman

    4 dagen geleden

    I love it absolutely 🤣🤣🤣 everything is so perfectly normal and funny 🤣🤣

  43. Timberlyn Miles

    Timberlyn Miles

    4 dagen geleden

    Let's be real, I don't flick one or two pieces of popcorn in the general direction of my mouth. I grab the biggest handful I possibly can and try to shove that all in my mouth at once. My fiance is truly shocked at how much popcorn I can put away and so am I to be honest. It's scary.

    • Melissa Baker

      Melissa Baker

      Dag geleden

      Same......🐽😁

    • Margarida Ferreira

      Margarida Ferreira

      Dag geleden

      That is the only way to correctly eat popcorn! 😁

    • Hayley France

      Hayley France

      2 dagen geleden

      I don’t just do this in private, no no, I do it whenever I eat popcorn wether people can see me or not. Take me as I am with all my flaws on the way I eat popcorn lol

    • Laura Gadille

      Laura Gadille

      2 dagen geleden

      Me too

  44. Slashley gibbins

    Slashley gibbins

    5 dagen geleden

    I did a flubber in someone’s face when I was a kid. The wind was blowing really hard so I ejected my spit at him expecting it to disappear with the wind but it landed right on his chops.

  45. Natalie Grazin

    Natalie Grazin

    5 dagen geleden

    who thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.

  46. Kerran32

    Kerran32

    5 dagen geleden

    Ahhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!

  47. Katarzyna Mórdas-Żylińska

    Katarzyna Mórdas-Żylińska

    5 dagen geleden

    aaaah my favourite comedian

  48. Rowena Preston

    Rowena Preston

    5 dagen geleden

    GENIUS!

  49. Rowena Preston

    Rowena Preston

    5 dagen geleden

    GENIUS!

  50. Rowena Preston

    Rowena Preston

    5 dagen geleden

    GENIUS!

  51. natta one

    natta one

    5 dagen geleden

    Michael is one of the funniest men out there and I love that he doesn't swear 🤬 definitely my favorite comedian ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  52. Rowena Preston

    Rowena Preston

    5 dagen geleden

    GENIUS!

  53. Nick Winz

    Nick Winz

    5 dagen geleden

    Nobody’s lips are being spat on in 2020! 😷

  54. rlbarney2

    rlbarney2

    5 dagen geleden

    6:03 - no I will address it. It's the one time I can say to someone "Say it, don't spray it; I want the news, not the weather." ;-)

  55. Julie F

    Julie F

    5 dagen geleden

    Fucking fabulously written. Where do you get your browser settings

  56. Sarah Berry

    Sarah Berry

    5 dagen geleden

    I thought this was a Ted talk and I was like...what's the point of this talk again? Then I realized it was a stand up comedy show 🤦‍♀️

  57. M Lewis

    M Lewis

    5 dagen geleden

    This is my allll time favorite comedian!!!!! Every time I push the button on my keys to open the boot from a few feet away I think of him and laugh!

  58. TiptronicSS

    TiptronicSS

    5 dagen geleden

    Oh man, I can't believe how accurate these descriptions are. Things you do, prolly notice, but are actually weird. This man's content isn't gold. It's diamond.

  59. Lisa McWilliams

    Lisa McWilliams

    5 dagen geleden

    Hahahahaha @twizzle

  60. Brooke Martin

    Brooke Martin

    6 dagen geleden

    You got the time pal?. I know that 3 months ago it was 2. 😄

  61. taylor veldhuis

    taylor veldhuis

    6 dagen geleden

    The thing is michael we have a phone that tell us the time and also where we need to go WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THERE 2 DECADES 😂😂😂

  62. Pink Magic Ali

    Pink Magic Ali

    6 dagen geleden

    I maintain that treating on your own foot eases pins and needles way faster.

  63. eric bush

    eric bush

    6 dagen geleden

    Hilarious that awkward time thing though just was was eating popcorn the other day life stuff we all have to a thru hilarious

    • bocoy noiu

      bocoy noiu

      5 dagen geleden

      Why is Mr. McIntyre funny? Because he just says funny stuff. Doesn't do political garbage.

  64. Zoe Thomson

    Zoe Thomson

    6 dagen geleden

    I remember seeing a post that described pins and needles as TV static and... yeah. That's exactly what it is

    • bocoy noiu

      bocoy noiu

      5 dagen geleden

      Nice decade old ellen degeneres bit here

  65. Iwashita

    Iwashita

    6 dagen geleden

    Irritating man

    • Jamie Wakefield

      Jamie Wakefield

      21 uur geleden

      Then dont watch it 😱

  66. Jeff Aller

    Jeff Aller

    6 dagen geleden

    I'm sure this guy is funny if I could understand what he's saying.

  67. Tim Travasos

    Tim Travasos

    6 dagen geleden

    All so true. Skip the manners and tell people the truth.

  68. Pastel Gamercorn

    Pastel Gamercorn

    6 dagen geleden

    Hilarious! 😂

  69. Exotic_Manticore

    Exotic_Manticore

    6 dagen geleden

    Oh my lord this was so funny I almost chocked on my own laugh!!!

  70. bocoy noiu

    bocoy noiu

    6 dagen geleden

    Another big thank you for bringing more laughter to my life.

  71. Heather Hudson

    Heather Hudson

    6 dagen geleden

    He's lovely isn't he.

  72. Rin C.

    Rin C.

    6 dagen geleden

    I dont think ive ever announced pins and needles. But yeah walking on it is so weird and difficult

  73. bestdamnalex

    bestdamnalex

    7 dagen geleden

    Wait, with the spitting... seriously? I mean, that happens to everyone (not even with Ps and Ts in words or whatever) but whenever that happens to me, I say "Oh I think I just spit lol" and the other person says its ok and you have a laugh and move on. O_o

    • bocoy noiu

      bocoy noiu

      6 dagen geleden

      safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺

  74. Rahul J

    Rahul J

    7 dagen geleden

    Probably the best in the business

  75. Nikos Mansolas

    Nikos Mansolas

    7 dagen geleden

    Helps us during tought times , a true gent as well no swearing or dirty jokes needed with him

    • G Black

      G Black

      2 dagen geleden

      10:01

    • Gwenyverre King

      Gwenyverre King

      6 dagen geleden

      Ummmmm are we talking about the same guy 😂

  76. Jonathan Whitmore

    Jonathan Whitmore

    7 dagen geleden

    I love his jokes as they are super relatable.

  77. J Darling

    J Darling

    7 dagen geleden

    Nice decade old ellen degeneres bit here

  78. Rube Waddell

    Rube Waddell

    7 dagen geleden

    Why is Mr. McIntyre funny? Because he just says funny stuff. Doesn't do political garbage.

  79. Karina Flower

    Karina Flower

    7 dagen geleden

    Do Brits truly get freaked out by a stranger talking to them? They always say this.

    • ixlnxs

      ixlnxs

      2 dagen geleden

      Heavens! I cannot believe you are addressing me so directly. I don't believe we have met before, or have been introduced properly? Pardon my shock. What was your question?

    • Emma Jardine

      Emma Jardine

      5 dagen geleden

      Londoners do. Oop north, we're a little less freaked out by

    • missmsquare

      missmsquare

      6 dagen geleden

      I do sometimes especially on public transport.

  80. Imdad Rahman

    Imdad Rahman

    7 dagen geleden

    I think middle class Michael taking the bus *was* the joke

  81. Sonya Gomez

    Sonya Gomez

    7 dagen geleden

    So funny

  82. r .Irvine

    r .Irvine

    7 dagen geleden

    Funny how the audience laughter rises and falls all at the same time.

  83. Aleia Truman

    Aleia Truman

    7 dagen geleden

    Being spat on has a different meaning these days 😷😨

  84. P.A M

    P.A M

    7 dagen geleden

    More tears in my eyes than when my hamster died

  85. dreamhobbiz

    dreamhobbiz

    7 dagen geleden

    Either you stand, or you twizzle. How true! 🤣

  86. Sky

    Sky

    7 dagen geleden

    It's four am. I'm eating cheese on my sofa. I need sleep. I'm an insomniac but I could sleep rn. Instead I'm eating cheese and laughing. What must my neighbours think😂

  87. A. R

    A. R

    7 dagen geleden

    Micheal on the bus . Uh huhh . 🤣🤣🤣

  88. Min Wade

    Min Wade

    7 dagen geleden

    Thank you for the laughs. In Australia when someone accidentally “sprays you in spittle”during a convo. We usually say “I wanted to hear the news, not the weather” LOL. Stay safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺

    • MrRooney182

      MrRooney182

      54 minuten geleden

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • Rebecca Fowler

      Rebecca Fowler

      6 dagen geleden

      Say it don't spray it😂

    • TKPS

      TKPS

      7 dagen geleden

      True. We've never really been backwards in coming forward.

  89. Di B

    Di B

    7 dagen geleden

    If someone spits on me while speaking to me, I’d say “ what the heck, you just spat on me! “ no one would be in any doubt.....I’d never just say nothing......

  90. pobat73 pobat

    pobat73 pobat

    7 dagen geleden

    These people laugh over the stupidest, boring jokes!!!

  91. Bre Cruz

    Bre Cruz

    7 dagen geleden

    Brilliant!

  92. Eugenie E

    Eugenie E

    7 dagen geleden

    I love him. I love him. I love him.

  93. Lia Bollin

    Lia Bollin

    7 dagen geleden

    That transition tho😂😂😂

  94. Buc Whovian

    Buc Whovian

    7 dagen geleden

    I was in Leeds with some friends before lockdown and just yelled at the group as a whole the name of the pub we were going to while looking at while it was on my phone, and a stranger told me it was the other way (didn’t even ask them BTW they just told me). I didn’t want to say he was wrong so I just said “thanks” made a real effort to check it on my phone, while continuing to walk in the other direction, hoping he would think it wasn’t me saying he was wrong, it was my phone!

  95. siLVa ™️

    siLVa ™️

    7 dagen geleden

    This doesn’t disappoint nlcameras.info/wiki/b2zJcqeWmpbgmHo/video

  96. R G

    R G

    7 dagen geleden

    The only comedian who consistently makes you laugh from common everyday matters. Michael is hilarious!!

    • Nay

      Nay

      Dag geleden

      Most of it can even work all across the world. The last bit on directions for instance, i cant imagine a senegalese, colombian, russian german or whatever that didn't at least think about it.

  97. S Nob

    S Nob

    7 dagen geleden

    So great to have a laugh at the end of another day during lockdown when there's nothing else to laugh about... Thank you, MM!

  98. Wenche Karlskov

    Wenche Karlskov

    8 dagen geleden

    😂

  99. MaRa Eickermann

    MaRa Eickermann

    8 dagen geleden

    Just what I needed today 👍🏻💖🤣

  100. krazykara

    krazykara

    8 dagen geleden

    Wow how much you understand and know the human being behavior!

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