Any Song Sounds Better In Heavy Metal | Bill Bailey | Universal Comedy

Everything sounds better when you make it into a metal version....except Justin Bieber, nothing can make that sound listenable.
Black Books star and Strictly Come Dancing winner Bill Bailey is a well-known metalhead, and he's here to prove that every song on the planet sounds better when made into a metal song.
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  1. Eddy Babe

    Eddy Babe

    7 uur geleden

    comedic genius that doesn't need swearing to get a laugh.

  2. Stalate


    15 uur geleden

    i became a comedian to do death metal

  3. Decruzyserao


    15 uur geleden

    anyone else wish YT actually changed it’s name to “portal for the deranged” ? 😵‍💫

  4. Frank Morrish

    Frank Morrish

    20 uur geleden

    Hurry up Julie where is money? 🐴🐴🐴🏏😢🚠

  5. Luke Shirtliff

    Luke Shirtliff

    Dag geleden

    Sounds like dying fetus

  6. MattBOrange


    Dag geleden

    imagine being roasted in real time by Bill Bailey

  7. Jeff Norman

    Jeff Norman

    Dag geleden


  8. lokispex


    Dag geleden


  9. Daniel Marshall

    Daniel Marshall

    Dag geleden


  10. Joseph Gallagher

    Joseph Gallagher

    Dag geleden

    An almost 13 minute video with only 1 minute of what the title says. That version of Twinkle Twinkle was good. But the rest was just him talking on and on. Terrible really.

  11. John Fic

    John Fic

    Dag geleden

    British humor is witty. American humor is a pie in the face.

  12. likklej8


    Dag geleden

    No sorry Bill songs sound better done Reggae stylee

    • Manzabhad Mann

      Manzabhad Mann

      9 uur geleden

      You've never encountered Raggametal? You haven't yet lived.

  13. Grahame Gould

    Grahame Gould

    Dag geleden

    I'm an Australian, but I clearly have a British temperament in this regard. Maybe it's because I'm a melancholic.

  14. pete


    Dag geleden

    None of this is staged.

  15. Ted Reilly

    Ted Reilly

    Dag geleden

    Bailey is describing the bottom enders, the abyssers. Those real British, those who call themselves 'British' rather than 'English', I've met are total optimists, e.g., one wet Saturday afternoon, I was talking to a friend's Aunt, in a small town north of Sheffield. I observed, 'It's raining'. She commented, 'Be grateful, it's not snowing'. In June? Later that afternoon we walked past the tavern to watch the local team when I remarked, 'It's still raining'. She paused & crossed herself, we're Catholic. 'It will stop', and it did. Besides, the local Parish team won by 3 runs!

  16. Craig Packer

    Craig Packer

    2 dagen geleden


  17. Colin Doyle

    Colin Doyle

    2 dagen geleden

    346 cabbages disliked this

  18. Pallios


    2 dagen geleden

    I am still laughing over that "stupid cabbage man!" 🤣🤣🤣

  19. Mirza Aljic

    Mirza Aljic

    2 dagen geleden

    Personally, I have found the least negativity and hatred on NLcameras, out of all social media platforms. It definitely matters what sort of channels you're actually interested in.

    • Sea of Tranquility

      Sea of Tranquility

      19 uur geleden

      Definitely. If all you get is negativity you just might be the problem. 👍💃🕺🏻🍾🥂

  20. Greg


    2 dagen geleden

    So name?

  21. Far Away

    Far Away

    2 dagen geleden

    Bill Bailey... That was the name of Axl Rose, before he changed his name to Axl Rose. William Bailey...

  22. Egor Tilpunov

    Egor Tilpunov

    2 dagen geleden

    That's not death metal. Sounds like a typical grind-core.

  23. Carl Fraunholz

    Carl Fraunholz

    2 dagen geleden

    ...portal for the deranged.. what a legend.

  24. Casey Clark

    Casey Clark

    2 dagen geleden

    Anyone here play in a rock *misery, plane ads, diet ads, VPN nonsense* ... band?

  25. Mike Lazarus

    Mike Lazarus

    2 dagen geleden

    This is awesome

  26. Millard Keyes

    Millard Keyes

    3 dagen geleden

    Not bad the ol'Bailey

  27. Anthony Rifenberry

    Anthony Rifenberry

    3 dagen geleden

    That was fantastic

  28. DayInDaLife


    3 dagen geleden

    hey.. it IS awesome to pick up stones in the rain!!!

  29. PhotoKate72


    3 dagen geleden

    The video title. One thing. THAT IS A LIE. literally twinkle twinkle, plus some (hilarious BTW) stand up. Needed more Death Metal in this vid. Jus sayin.

    • Manzabhad Mann

      Manzabhad Mann

      9 uur geleden

      Some 'grade A' clickbait. TBH it wouldn't be NLcameras if the title accurately reflected the content of the video; if anything I'd be more suspicious.

    • Aishik Roy

      Aishik Roy

      3 dagen geleden

      Right?? Got clickbaited so hard. Enjoyed the stand-up, but still

  30. AZZslaughter1ST


    3 dagen geleden

    Hello all, saw him in Bribane Australia quite a few years ago and met him after a show, with my Mum and Dad. We had a chat got a photo and gave him a nice Aussie handshake. Such a awesome and lovely person. Also saw and met Dylan Moran a few years before meeting Bill. Take care.

  31. William Sheehan

    William Sheehan

    3 dagen geleden

    Boston's a little different than the rest of the US though. A flood closed the hospital in town not too long ago.

  32. Bob Mortimer

    Bob Mortimer

    3 dagen geleden

    330 ppl have no sense of humour.

    • Si Hopebgood

      Si Hopebgood

      2 dagen geleden

      I think that's a....LIE!

  33. 3bar


    3 dagen geleden

    I'm glad I clicked on this. Genuinely funny.

  34. Mr Random

    Mr Random

    3 dagen geleden


  35. The Central Scrutinizer

    The Central Scrutinizer

    3 dagen geleden

    Won't you come home Bill Bailey, won't you come home

  36. Kenny's Life Stories

    Kenny's Life Stories

    3 dagen geleden

    In America the standard response for "how are you" is "good". So when we say "Not to bad" we specifically mean what he's saying

    • BadDay - Lets Plays

      BadDay - Lets Plays

      Dag geleden

      Germans have something similar. Wie geht es dir? // How are you? Muss ja. // Has to (quite difficult to translate). It means "Im fucking bad mate, lets not talk about it"

  37. Sigurður Heiðarr Björgvinsson

    Sigurður Heiðarr Björgvinsson

    3 dagen geleden


  38. Markus Daghall

    Markus Daghall

    3 dagen geleden

    7:35 - You're welcome 🤘

  39. Fharish Ahmed

    Fharish Ahmed

    4 dagen geleden


  40. Jon Z.

    Jon Z.

    4 dagen geleden

    Twinkle, Twinkle, little stupid cabbage man! HAHA!

  41. Mark Swift

    Mark Swift

    4 dagen geleden

    He actually looks like Shakespeare

  42. Z4J3B4NT


    4 dagen geleden

    He killed me at 10:02. That just murdered me more than anything else. Hair problems man...

  43. tiresias 55

    tiresias 55

    4 dagen geleden

    5:02 Well that was a long walk down a windy beach to a cafe that was closed. Just that phrase, delivered as it was, in answer to an unresponsive audience member, had me howling. Bravo that man. Needless to say, I am now going to use this as often in casual conversation as possible.

  44. Mike Westwood

    Mike Westwood

    4 dagen geleden

    Jeff Tate had a baby with Larz

  45. Kristjan Valgur

    Kristjan Valgur

    4 dagen geleden

    As an Estonian, I am proud of the Tallinn Airport security! :)

  46. stale water

    stale water

    4 dagen geleden

    7:41 heres your timestamp

  47. Eitan Schwartz

    Eitan Schwartz

    4 dagen geleden

    +10:50 "And NLcameras is like a portal for the deranged..", That's why I'm here Bill, that's why I'm here ♥

  48. Против Глобал

    Против Глобал

    4 dagen geleden


  49. Mike Duquesne

    Mike Duquesne

    4 dagen geleden


  50. Kafiyo


    4 dagen geleden

    Aw, gee, I love that man!

  51. Centuri .Trader

    Centuri .Trader

    4 dagen geleden

    what a legend

  52. TimeHunter


    5 dagen geleden

    That should be the only way it’s sang.

  53. Svend Hansen

    Svend Hansen

    5 dagen geleden

    Jeg bliver vanvittig af talemåden "i måneden". Det hedder "om måneden" eller pr. måned.

  54. Joshua Castillo

    Joshua Castillo

    5 dagen geleden

    He needs to collaborate with Jim Breuer and perform Row Row Row Your Boat.

  55. Play Disc Golf

    Play Disc Golf

    5 dagen geleden

    Metal makes EVERYTHING better

  56. sirroxalot


    5 dagen geleden

    I guess when Anthony Hopkins finished filming instinct, he started doing stand up.

  57. Shane Gibson

    Shane Gibson

    5 dagen geleden

    Actually I would say the metal would ruin any song

  58. Robert Murphy

    Robert Murphy

    5 dagen geleden

    I learned today I am British. Had no clue.

  59. AAYLV


    5 dagen geleden

    Well he is singing a complete different melody.

  60. The_ Joker

    The_ Joker

    5 dagen geleden

    “NLcameras a portal for the deranged” says Bill Bailey on NLcameras 10:45 😂

  61. Phil 65

    Phil 65

    5 dagen geleden

    How fantastic to hear twinkle played like that. What a great guy !

  62. Elijah Lucian

    Elijah Lucian

    5 dagen geleden


  63. Will Pushback

    Will Pushback

    5 dagen geleden

    i used to think Bill was funny

  64. Jordan Gerlitz

    Jordan Gerlitz

    5 dagen geleden

    What happens when you put bread in a toaster

  65. MadMax's Dog

    MadMax's Dog

    5 dagen geleden

    I once asked someone in Turkey why there were no convertibles. It's too hot, we buy cars with air con. Makes sense

  66. James Heyworth

    James Heyworth

    5 dagen geleden

    A Dolphin Hugo Boss.......... Like him or loth him, the man had style. A nice haircut to boot.

  67. Bildertal


    5 dagen geleden

    deep in my heart, i'm a brit!

  68. GreatRetro


    5 dagen geleden

    Oh, wow, He mentioned Estonia! :D

  69. FaceI3ss


    5 dagen geleden

    This was actually fucking mint

  70. gizzy guzzi

    gizzy guzzi

    5 dagen geleden

    this whole vid is a long walk down a windy beach to a cafe that was closed.

  71. Robert Storey

    Robert Storey

    5 dagen geleden

    Slow punk is Billy Bragg isn't it? Medieval punk is Tenpole Tudor.

  72. GenesisPrime


    6 dagen geleden

    Front line center for bill at Sonisphere! Legend

  73. vishal Ramlakhan

    vishal Ramlakhan

    6 dagen geleden




    6 dagen geleden

    About as funny as diphtheria. Bald yet with long hair, nobody.

    • Lillith fair

      Lillith fair

      5 dagen geleden

      Why watch it then?

  75. bluerazor


    6 dagen geleden

    Heavy metal bit was stolen from Jim Brewer

  76. Action Jackson

    Action Jackson

    6 dagen geleden

    He actually pulled it off.

  77. George Schmidt

    George Schmidt

    6 dagen geleden

    Why did I click this thinking it was a Ted talk

  78. Bradley B

    Bradley B

    6 dagen geleden


  79. OrangeCrush Gamer

    OrangeCrush Gamer

    6 dagen geleden

    I was literally making toast as he said it

  80. Boywonderr71


    6 dagen geleden

    Shoots & ladders-Korn did it 1st

  81. Michael Kemp

    Michael Kemp

    6 dagen geleden

    Burger King isn't hiring?

  82. meski0110


    6 dagen geleden


  83. ElfSixDave


    6 dagen geleden

    Well, here's me watching NLcameras at 2.20 am, trying not to laugh out loud, but laughing out loud, when her indoors is asleep right above me, and thats me in trouble in the morning.

  84. ElfSixDave


    6 dagen geleden

    Well, here's me watching NLcameras at 2.20 am, trying not to laugh out loud, but laughing out loud, when her indoors is asleep right above me, and thats me in trouble in the morning.

  85. Zelmel


    6 dagen geleden

    "How are you doing" "Not too bad" That's me on a good day, otherwise it's "still alive" with varying intonation so it can range from equal to "could be worse" all the way down to "existential despair"

  86. P7 2017

    P7 2017

    6 dagen geleden

    ... how much was paid for the person who forwarded Twinkle twinkle? (just curious) AWESOME.

  87. P B

    P B

    6 dagen geleden

    7:30 is probably what you came for

  88. Jack Cavalier

    Jack Cavalier

    6 dagen geleden

    Comment # 666 woooooo!

  89. Jon Payne

    Jon Payne

    6 dagen geleden

    "Could be worse..."

  90. Derek Lopez

    Derek Lopez

    6 dagen geleden

    Got you covered Carcass : Black Star

  91. Absolute Absurd

    Absolute Absurd

    6 dagen geleden


  92. Imperiom


    6 dagen geleden

    this went to "Woh, he is great!"... to... "HO GOD, I LOVE HIM!" 7:39

  93. philos4r


    6 dagen geleden

    Agent of the matrix sell-out showing his tv bias

  94. asgard man

    asgard man

    6 dagen geleden

    Lars Ulrich forehead Robert Trujillo long hair Kirk Hammett curly hair James Hetfield stance Dave Mustaine not there

  95. Simon Pfundstein

    Simon Pfundstein

    6 dagen geleden

    Same in Germany "Not too bad" :-D

  96. Henry S

    Henry S

    6 dagen geleden

    Chumlee turns 60.

  97. Bryan Fox, the Wrench

    Bryan Fox, the Wrench

    6 dagen geleden

    He looks and sounds just like John Gallagher from dying fetus, Bill has more hair though

  98. Bearded_riffs


    6 dagen geleden

    Metalheads 🤘

  99. acresir


    6 dagen geleden

    Let's listen to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star => 7:29

  100. Meep’s Music & Cover Songs

    Meep’s Music & Cover Songs

    6 dagen geleden

    id love to hear Monty Python - always look on the bright side of life in heavy metal lol :D